a few minutes ago i got an AI-assisted alert from our outside cameras that said:

“a large black dog walks through the yard”

“huh, that’s strange” i thought to myself. “we don’t have a large black dog.”

i played it back. that ain’t no dog.

i should also probably explain. that is not something that we’d typically see in our back yard.
@SecureOwl did you... Find out where it came from??

@noodlemaz nope. i looked around to see if i could see people looking for a cow, or indeed the cow itself, and nope, nothing.

it’s a new one indeed.

@SecureOwl @noodlemaz Must have been a Sasquatch dressed as a cow!