CM Harrington
Why aren’t the people just eating the CEOs?!
Jun 6 at 1:44amWeb
Show threadRob RixJun 6

@octothorpe we don't know where they've been

but we suspect

Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@robrix cooking them to 165°F internal temp will kill all known pathogens.
Show threadGarrett WollmanJun 6
@octothorpe @robrix Not prions.
Show threadFlaming CheetoJun 6

@wollman @octothorpe @robrix

They like 5% ketamine

Show threadRob RixJun 6
@octothorpe doesn’t mean I’d want to smell it cooking
Show threadHot Dog Water, roilingJun 6

@octothorpe

Dental plans don't include bone-to-bone damage.

Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@GGMcBG I mean, how many bones can they have? They’re already spineless.
Show threadThe DoctorJun 6
@octothorpe Their security teams have orders to open fire at first sign.
Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@drwho There are more of us and we also have guns. Bonus, we can eat them as well!
Show threadPaul CantrellJun 6

@octothorpe @NanoRaptor

Gristly, astringent, whiny, low nutritional value

Show threadMark Wyner Won’t Comply Jun 6

@inthehands

Can’t even imagine the heartburn.

@octothorpe @NanoRaptor

Show threadFlash Mob Of OneJun 6
@octothorpe Very fatty.
Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@FlashMobOfOne the trick is low and slow to render that out. Then it becomes flavour!
Show threadMark Wyner Won’t Comply Jun 6
@octothorpe 😂
Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@markwyner Lrrr was right.
Show threadThepiJun 6
@octothorpe mercury bioaccumulation 😔
Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@thepi fair.
Show threadSteven LiptonJun 6
@octothorpe because the meat is too contaminated with mind altering substances for consumption.
Show threadKat the LeopardessJun 6

@octothorpe I am a furry whose main fursona is a leopard, so....  

#LeopardsEatingFaces

Show threadkieranJun 6
@octothorpe they taste awful :(
Show threadJust TiredJun 6
@octothorpe
We're saving them for the Orcas
Show threadFarah 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼Jun 6
@Just_Tired @octothorpe Save the orcas?
Show threadJust TiredJun 6

@farah

The orcas have been doing a decent job of sinking yachts. I figured they have dibs.
@octothorpe

Show threadFarah 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼Jun 6
@octothorpe Tasteless trash. I’d rather eat McDonald’s quarter pounder
Show threadTruckWomanJun 6
@farah @octothorpe now that's really saying something 🤮
Show threadSashinJun 6
@octothorpe "Be the change you want to see in the world"
Show threadRyan FinnieJun 6
@octothorpe
Show threadMark BoszkoJun 6
@octothorpe too gristly
Show threadSlackbear Jun 6

@octothorpe Because they're puppets in the shitshow that's happening around the world, and puppets don't really have taste.

Just kidding. I really have no idea, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea. The world would be better without them around though.

Show thread🐧DaveNull🐧 ☣️pResident Evil☣Jun 6
@octothorpe Because they would then suffer from food poisoning obviously… CEOs are toxic.
Show threadLordOfQuails "(/^^^(/''Jun 6

@octothorpe

I think we should remind them more often:

Be taxed
or
Be eaten.

Your choice.

They are not billionaires by accident. It's a lifestyle choice they made.

Show threadPhil M0OFXJun 6
@octothorpe Fear of getting a prion disease, I expect
Show threadAdmiral MemoJun 6
@octothorpe They taste AWFUL!
Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@AdmiralMemo with enough garlic and gochujang, anything will taste good.
Show threadAdmiral MemoJun 6
@octothorpe I don't know what gochujang is and I ran out of garlic recently.
Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@AdmiralMemo Korean chili paste.
Show threadAdmiral MemoJun 6
@octothorpe I do like the rooster sauce. Is it anything like that?
Show threadCM HarringtonJun 6
@AdmiralMemo it’s different, but notionally adjacent. It’s a spicy/sweet/umami ingredient that just makes everything taste better. As you like sriracha, you’ll probably love gochujang.