AIienated4d ago
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
Office Productivity Hack
May 30 at 6:43pmWeb
Show threadSimon5d ago
@catsalad Where can i buy this?
Show threadviNomadic5d ago
@catsalad Kittens...if we could tap a fraction of that energy through some fluff-tech magic, we could go off fossil fuels immediately...
Show threadArik5d ago
@catsalad Productivity was definitely hacked. Slashed. Torn to pieces. Decimated.
Show threadChristian Gudrian5d ago
@catsalad Felis Imperatrix Mundi
Show threadGabriele Marcosanti 5d ago
@catsalad higher productivity boost than any AI ever.
Show threadSu_G5d ago
@catsalad
Splendid chaos! 🤗
Show threadDwalin_75d ago
@catsalad me trying to work while phone keeps ringing for nothing
Show threadAndrew Deacon5d ago
@catsalad a truly Cat form of chaotic productivity
Show threadyour auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦5d ago
@aadeacon @catsalad you mean cat-otic 🥁
Show threadPatrick5d ago
@catsalad „Sorry, can’t check the computer. My mouse got caught by the cats.”
Show threadArnd Layer4d ago

@lordkhan
That’s why I use a touch pad

@catsalad

Show threadFlipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈5d ago
@catsalad We need more AI in the workplace, my boss said. How was I to know he didn't mean Animal Insanity?
Show threadKim Possible 5d ago
@catsalad the music is a great touch.
Show threadkwayk425d ago
@catsalad sometimes to find order, you need a little chaos
Show threadstephaniepixie 🏳️‍🌈5d ago
@catsalad Most chaotic 21 seconds I’ve ever witnessed 😅
Show thread🟥 Eveline Sulman 🇳🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦5d ago
@catsalad they made my day 🤣
Show threadTaco Blacc5d ago
@catsalad 😹
Show threadNetraven5d ago
@catsalad finally the replacement junior engineers are here.
Show threadIrina5d ago
@catsalad Every office needs some cute little Agents of Chaos.
Show threadDagnabbit, Pascaline ! 💥4d ago

@irina

They help by creating chaos so we can work on our urge of creating order.

@catsalad

Show threadMrinappropriate5d ago
@catsalad That’s your IT dept?
Show threadNini5d ago
@catsalad Okay... I think that's enough cat-based anxiety for today.
Show threadLarge Format Projectionist5d ago
@catsalad
100x more productive than AI and less destructive.
Show threadJason Kostrzewa5d ago
@catsalad
Show threadsamiamsam4d ago

@catsalad

LMFAO

hilarious!!! i love them soooo much!

Show threadDagnabbit, Pascaline ! 💥4d ago

@samiamsam

Same 😹😻

@catsalad

Show threadDisisdeguey🍉🔻PalestineAction🇵🇸4d ago
@catsalad If Michael was 5 cats: -"Parkour!" -"Park our!!!" -"Parkour!!!"
Show threadlbcp 🦖 4d ago
@catsalad Just a normal day in the PhD students office.
Show threadDarryl Ramm4d ago

@catsalad

Meanwhile, I gently rub my dog sitting under my desk with my foot and he looks up calmly at me.

Show threadsnarl4d ago
@catsalad im lookin at this and i cant even imagine 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadDagnabbit, Pascaline ! 💥4d ago

@catsalad

We need them!
Pure rescue cats 😻

Show threadEvan Prodromou4d ago
@catsalad @maj this is our life
Show threadScott Ellis4d ago
@catsalad The music is 👨‍🍳💋
Show threadmuddle4d ago
@ScottE @catsalad Wasn't it used in The Omen? Or some other horror from around the same time, I think, anyway...
Show threadScott Ellis4d ago
@muddle @catsalad Yeah, certainly created the appropriate horror vibe.
Show threadmuddle4d ago

@ScottE @catsalad Just answering my own question here. Yes, it's from The Omen. And TIL, it's called "Ave Satani." Chef's kiss, indeed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN14vgOZPmU

Jerry Goldsmith - Ave Satani. (The Omen)

YouTube
Show threadmuddle4d ago

@ScottE @catsalad actually, on that, I had it mentally filed away as "Evil Old Spice Song"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rbZr7YoqK0

Maybe that's why Damien turned out the way he did?

Old Spice Theme song

YouTube
Show threadacm4d ago
@catsalad 😱
Show threadMegatronicThronBanks4d ago
@catsalad Crazy Time!
Show threadMickey4d ago
@catsalad love the bit where I knock over my biscuit bowl then immediately dial for more. 😁
Show threadSeaCaptain(Ret)3d ago
@catsalad @briankrebs Love the Carl Orff background of Carmina Burana.