I knew this looked familiar…

If every single person who liked or boosted my White House UFC toot yesterday bought one of our apps instead, we’d be able to stay in business for a good while.

Please consider it, I promise I’ll keep posting funny stuff! 🙏

https://apps.iconfactory.com

https://patreon.com/c/iconfactory

@gedeonm I was just missing Linea, that has now been solved
@jsbilsbrough Bless you, James. Thanks. 🥰

@gedeonm Ged, I wish I had a few million bucks, I'd give you some in a heartbeat.

Of course, my willingness to give money away, is why I'm not fabulously wealthy. 🤣

@fahrni I know you would, you’re a great guy and a good friend. I often think about how I could help people if I had lots of money, how amazing that would be. It seems so unfair that the undeserving are graced with most of it. I don’t get it.
@gedeonm They can't stop us from dreaming, Ged. ❤️

@gedeonm Y'all are so small I'm really surprised a bigger software company hasn't approached you about acquiring you. Great designers and developers, along with a talented supporting crew. It would make for a great acquihire if nothing else.

Apple needs to get their act together and give you a bunch of money to go to work for them as a collective. 🤣

Adobe would also be a good fit for y’all, in my opinion, and they have a shop there in North Carolina.

@gedeonm Triode is a fantastic app. Purchased!
@brothercasas I appreciate that tons, thank you! 🖖
@gedeonm of course brother. 🖖

@gedeonm FWIW, Ged, I’m a Tapestry subscriber, but I find myself using Indigo in favour of it. Tapestry is more beautiful, more flexible, and more powerful… EXCEPT the inability to post or reply in the app to your various networks really hamstrings it for me.

My subscription runs out in August and I’m not certain I will renew 😟

I will renew Wallaroo and I’m delighted with Tot on iOS and MacOS.

Is posting or replying on the cards at all for Tapestry?

@samkrahl Yep we know, we want posting too and it’s high on the list to do. Appreciate the feedback here, I’m gonna put another +1 there from you for replying. Thx!
@gedeonm That’s great news 🙂 Will renew the subscription on spec with that knowledge. So glad I reached out 🙏
@gedeonm BTW I have a good size check coming soon from gig jobs the past couple months and planning to order a pixel portrait. I’m just really struggling on what photo to use for reference. I’ve never thought I photograph well! LOL
@leebennett Appreciate that but I’d much rather have you save your money. Leave a couple reviews for our stuff, boost our posts, that enough. 💕

@gedeonm I’d still love to do some finance support when I can. That’s why I was looking forward to this gig payment that’ll knock out the last of my CC debt and give a little bit of discretionary.

Whatever the case, I think I settled on a photo.

@gedeonm EXACTLY! I had the same thought.
@gedeonm Here before this post goes viral! 😆

@SamuraiSakura @gedeonm

Wait till you see the ballroom.

@Phosphenes @SamuraiSakura @gedeonm Ahh, yes, the entrance to the secret bunker.
@Phosphenes @SamuraiSakura @gedeonm About what I'd expect to get from trump fo a billion
@gedeonm you’re right, I had this same thought 😹 “where have I seen this stupid engineering arrangement before?” … now it makes total sense 😹
(I’m using the word “stupid” for comedic effect 😹)

@gedeonm But they’re not the same.

One dangles cheap, brightly colored entertainment on a mat to keep a toddler occupied, and the other is a play set.

@gedeonm
So not a new "Death star"?

That's a relief.

@gedeonm If I wanted to see diaper-filled toddlers wrestle I'd hit up my local day care.
@gedeonm i know why things are fucked up... the elephant is blue!
@gedeonm there goes any chance of Washington actually looking dignified for the 250th anniversary. He should have just put up a fuckin' bouncy castle so any citizen with a pellet gun could clear the landscape.

@gedeonm

Will graham crackers and apple juice be the official concessions? A nap for cranky fans halfway through?
Ultimate
Freakin'
Children

Funny how they decided a big electrified cage, that doesn't come with its own ballroom, was safe smack-dab next to the ballroom that's being built to hold large functions like a gladiator sex pit party. Safely.

@GGMcBG @gedeonm

I have my doubts about crackers and apple juice, but I'm certain that there will be drinks jam packed with life-giving electrolytes. Around the ring, at least.

@gedeonm

This child's bouncy house causes people to bleed and get concussed.

@gedeonm

I bet he's fantasising about giving an Emperor's thumbs-down gesture for real.

@gedeonm
See, this is how you make fun of Trump. This is funny.
@gedeonm lol ya it does waste of money
@gedeonm Well that looks like an activity mat for the world largest baby
@gedeonm Yep. It's so embarrassing being an American right now.

@gedeonm

NAILED it!!!😂

@gedeonm It's no thunderdome, but it definitely runs on pig sh*t.
@gedeonm My first post today, thank you for the good laugh. I had never really looked closely at it before today! 😂 🤣 😂
@gedeonm what are they planning to do with that monstrosity?

@gedeonm

I thought they were building a full sized mousetrap game!

@gedeonm
Seems about right