I still can't get over the fact that solar panels are silent and still

Like I taught pinball repair classes on power supplies and transformers etc, when electrons are pumped along a wire it's 'cause there's a spinning magnet pumping them along

I'm here gawping at these completely still, completely silent Things just pumping electrons along all 🦝 "BUT WHERE'S THE SPINNING MAGNET!" like a time traveller looking at a Land Rover and shouting "WHERE, is the HORSE,"

Alright I've had two Actually Sunny days on my three (count 'em) old cheap secondhand solar panels that I raccooned off facebook marketplace and this coincided with hearing politicians argue about solar on the radio so I now have a Political Opinion About Solar Panels

It is this

Solar panels. Solar panels everywhere. Solar panels EVERYWHERE, on EVERY roof, Right The Fuck Now, every single doubt or worry I ever had about these things has been completely resolved just by holding panels in my hands and watching the power move silently into my battery to watch telly with tonight. House in cloudsville? Solar panels. House under the biggest densest tree in the world? Solar panels. Even in the shade they're still putting out power. Even fifteen years old they're still putting out power. Every worry I had was based on lies. My only regret is that I didn't start sooner. Solar panels everywhere right the fuck now.