SimdexMay 27
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
to catch a train you have to think like a train
May 27 at 8:27pmWeb
Show threadVictoria 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️May 27
@catsalad I think I can
Show threadHyperlink Your HeartMay 27
@catsalad choo chooo
Show threadLot⁴⁹May 27
@catsalad No problem!
Show threadTimothy WolodzkoMay 27
@12thRITS @catsalad you won't be able to catch that train, because it's in rust, so it is blazingly fast!
Show threadPurrbiscatMay 27
@12thRITS @catsalad Ohhhh.. that is sad. Such a beauty should not be rusting away, but cared for (and run sometimes?) in a train museum
Show threadWTLMay 27
@silver_buttercat @12thRITS @catsalad 💯
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠May 28
@WTL @silver_buttercat @12thRITS Juliet has an electrolysis tank! Maybe she could fix it @julie
Show threadJuliet (Ryel), Rollerskating Elf 🏳️‍⚧️May 28
@catsalad @WTL @12thRITS @silver_buttercat Yeah, if you're in the Portland area bring it on over. I'll have it done in about 75 years.
Show threadLot⁴⁹May 28
@julie @catsalad @WTL @silver_buttercat It can happen....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1wQj98idug
Big Boy 4014: How They Brought a Dead Giant Back to Life

YouTube
Show threadJune [⚦257-⚧213-⚩099]May 27
@12thRITS @catsalad I see. Then I must leave. But first, I'd like to caress this rusty kettle.
Show threadLstn2urmama 🇨🇦May 28

@12thRITS @catsalad WOW ...a WHOLE ABANDONED TRAIN

WHERE is this ??

Show threadEd Wilk antifascistMay 28
@Lstn2urmama @12thRITS @catsalad
Did some searching...the internet consensus is that this particular train is in Russia. Possibly Siberia.
There's some train graveyards in U.S. too apparently.
Show threadLstn2urmama 🇨🇦May 28
@edwilk @12thRITS @catsalad very interesting and how money gets wasted .. that was alot of steel that could of been used before eaten by rust.. sadly
Show threadPaco HopeMay 27

@catsalad I go forward in one direction with no ability to turn or change, and I clobber anything foolish enough to stand in front of me.

I. AM. TRAIN.

Show threadj-r conlinMay 27

@paco @catsalad

Huh, do you offer guidance in selecting exercises to repeat in order to gain skills of being a locomotive?

Do you train train trainers?

Show threadFLOWRI~1 aims to misbehaveMay 27
@paco @catsalad Where we're going, we don't need *tracks*.
Show thread🏳️‍🌈 Brie 🌞🚴🌱✨May 27
@catsalad trains just want to get railed 💭🛤️
Show threadReid May 27
@catsalad choochoo! chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga
Show threadEpic NullMay 27
@catsalad Stick to the designated path, leave on time, and scheduke ample time to handle interruptions, while not being afraid to slow down when ahead of schedule?
Show threadEpic NullMay 27

@catsalad I missed the most obvious answer.

GOTO STATION

Show threadPaul_IPv6May 27

@catsalad

that takes a one track mind. :)

Show threadMartin Owens May 27

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad

*sigh* off the rails

Show threadLaurent BercotMay 27
@catsalad to catch a cold you have to think like a cold
Show threadFritz AdalisMay 27
@ska @catsalad
To catch a fly ball to left field you have to think like a fly ball to left field.
Show threadGabsMay 27
@ska @catsalad to catch a phrase you have to think like a phrase
Show threadrcgj_OxPhysMay 28
@Gabs @ska @catsalad to catch em' all you have to think like Emolga
Show threadCodey McCodefaceMay 27
@catsalad @ska
To cacciatore you have to think like atore
Show threadMontyOnTheRunMay 27
@catsalad cue to training montage
Show threadÆ Sea F.May 27
@catsalad I cannot seem to follow your train of thought on this matter
Show threadkwayk42May 27
@catsalad
Show threadThe TurtleMay 27
@catsalad OK!
Show threadPaul McO'Smith IIIMay 27
@catsalad cinderella story...
Show threadSindarina, Edge Case DetectiveMay 27
@catsalad Be the train. Choo choo!
Show threadTim HergertMay 27
@catsalad
Show thread  May 27
@catsalad To catch a cat, you have to think like a salad
Show threadArratoonMay 27
@catsalad @pscindy By being late. Or cancelled.
Show threadWill DeakinMay 27

@catsalad
or be like a path as that is the thing the train service runs

(being able to read a timetable also helps.)

Show threadCharles BédardMay 27
@catsalad A.K.A. a train of thought
Show threadzl2todMay 27

@catsalad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKsE2VJ1CM8

Mutzerbahn - "Cat-aclysm" in Such station, waiting for a model train to come.

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Show threadHalcyonSeasMay 28
@zl2tod @catsalad The kitty kaiju!
Show threadzl2todMay 28

@halcyonseas

Ta for the new word.

@catsalad

Show threadQuixoticgeekMay 27
@catsalad and bring a really big net...
Show threadAutumn MeadowMay 27
@catsalad
I'm autistic. Does that count?
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠May 27
@meadow Is that why we like trains so much? 
Show threadLooking for explanations…May 28

@catsalad @meadow

You’re supposed to wait until it stops.

Show threadchandlerkyle93May 28
@catsalad To catch these hands, you have to be rude.
Show threadmuddleMay 28

@catsalad Guess I won't be going to Cavan, then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svx00LJq264

No Train to Cavan

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Show thread🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑May 28
@catsalad
It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
– _Galaxy Quest_
Show threadChris BohnMay 28
@catsalad I don't know if I can think like a train, but I can follow a train of thought.
Show threadMike [SEC=OFFICIAL]May 28
@catsalad and so the commuter becomes the commuted
Show threadkatzenbergerMay 28

@catsalad

So, I have to be always late.
No problem.

Show threadalsvhaMay 28
@catsalad That sort of thinking feels like just following the track somebody else laid down.
Show threadDr. SobekMay 28

@catsalad French trains like to pet crocodiles !

Poke @hopla for more French and German train behaviours.

Show threadMichałMay 28
@catsalad soo be always late ?
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠May 28
@dasMichal Fashionably 
Show threaddelocoMay 28
@catsalad That means to show up really, really late, than it will fall right into your trap… At least if it‘s a train of the DB (Deutsche Bahn).