I opened a bag of frozen peas and a few rolled out onto the floor.

They were escapeas.

@dgar Same happened to me.

But these were runner beans.

@dgar huhuhu Bisous du mardi mon Dgar 😘😘😘😘
@dgar all I'm saying is, those peas should be given a chance
@dgar Time to break out the legume vacuum?
@dgar always remember to sacrifice to the kitchen gods
@dgar Icee what you did there.

@dgar

You peed on the floor.

@davidtheeviloverlord @dgar yes - this is what we always say in my household!
@sanityinc @davidtheeviloverlord @dgar
Don't piss him off; he might turn into a cereal killer.

@dgar

They probably had help with the escapaid

@dgar

So glad! I really hate escapers.

@dgar y'know that special coffee from beans outta civets? why dontcha innovate a brand of frozen peas collected outta wombats? no rolling away then, innit! πŸ€·πŸ’‘πŸ€ͺ