Jon, the Fediverse Chap5d ago

I opened a bag of frozen peas and a few rolled out onto the floor.

They were escapeas.

Show threadD. G. Marshall5d ago

@dgar

You peed on the floor.

Show threadSteve Purcell
@davidtheeviloverlord @dgar yes - this is what we always say in my household!
May 26 at 7:59pmWeb
Show threadKaren D 🇨🇦5d ago
@sanityinc @davidtheeviloverlord @dgar
Don't piss him off; he might turn into a cereal killer.