peter hessler @openbsdMay 26
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ
If you're struggling to sleep in this heatwave then I have a tip for you that never fails. Take a medium-sized towel. Put it in the freezer for an hour. Take the towel out of the freezer and then smother an oil tycoon with it.
May 26 at 7:06amWeb
Show threadMoominHobbit May 26
@Mabande god forbid a girl has beef with the Koch brothers
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬMay 26
@kamrathobbit ^___^
Show threadJencen - Please don't call me DergMay 26

@Mabande if you get it wet first you can beat them to death with it! Then when it thaws, reuse it to smother another!

Energy and resource saving!

Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬMay 26
@Jencen Now _that's_ thinking!
Show threadWillow 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸May 26
@Mabande also workes with a towel that is first soaked in (preferably cold) water and then wringed out of all excess water before showing it down a oil tycoons throat.
Show threadPwassonchat the enby catboyMay 26
@Mabande brillant idea for Towel Day (which was, unfortunately, yesterday).
Show threadJessamynMay 26
@Mabande You may not be cooler but other people will see you as cool. And you'll probably sleep better.
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬMay 27
@jessamyn _and_ you've removed a huge cause of pollution! 🌱