@jamesthomson We are writing to inform you about a recent update to the Torment Nexus subscription pricing for new subscribers.
As of 20 May, the price for new 1-month and 3-month Torment Nexus subscriptions has increased. This change does not affect your current subscription; the price you are currently paying will remain unchanged at this time.
@jamesthomson @kuriko only at the "free!" tier (promise! *Wink!*) and adverts will be personalised to all the info we have on you thanks to data brokers and our new Social creditโข score.
We know everything about you and there's fuck all you can do about it! ยฉ
We are altering the Terms and Conditions. Pray we do not alter them any further.
@jamesthomson By continuing to use the Torment Nexus you acknowledge our right to psychological and physical torture of you and your family, and the sale of your personal data.
By refusing to use the Torment Nexus you acknowledge our right to pursue you relentlessly on social media, in real life, and in your dreams, in order to force you to use the Torment Nexus.
Choose wisely.
We're focusing more on the Nexus, and less on the Torment. Don't worry, though. The new and advanced Nexus comes with additional Torment options. If you would like to opt out of these Torment options, please send a self-stamped fully addressed envelope containing one live dart frog to...
@jamesthomson Be sure to subscribe to our new tier Torment Nexus+ with fewer* ads
* May not apply in all regions
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