James ThomsonImportant updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
Joe Rosensteel 🏳️🌈@jamesthomson can I opt out of forced arbitration with the torment nexus?
@joesteel I can promise there will be no forced arboretum.
@jamesthomson ok what are my options then
@joesteel Oh, you won't be getting any stock.
@jamesthomson oh… uh… I mean … now that the Torment Nexus is a mandatory part of life we can’t get around using what are my rights
@joesteel Good news, life is no longer mandatory!
@jamesthomson but I need to live! How am I supposed to suffer if I’m dead?
@joesteel Ah yes, well the silver lining is that the subscription will now automatically continue after your death.
@jamesthomson is there a mortality discount?
@joesteel 50% off your mortality, effective immediately.