trying to buy a non-booting mac mini g4 ๐Ÿ‘€
yisss got it for 30โ‚ฌ
behold. the Small Macintosh

i cant believe apple invented yet another proprietary power connector

i mean of course i can but COME ON

seller: machine doesnt boot, only beeps three times

me, powering on:

i havent even done anything yet!
i think three beeps is RAM issues so it might be intermittent. or just badly seated even
i get into Leopard but the HDD is failing (also known in advance) so everything takes forever
oh shit its the fastest model! lets go
also theres wifi, which i dont expect to use in OS9, but usually people sell me things lacking an airport card. so thats nice
HDD has gone fully uncooperative now. but at least i got the hardware info :)
the power plug is Lightning compatible. you will surely not regret plugging this into your USB port
oh right, i ran out of IDE SSDs and their prices have exploded
i do have a CompactFlash adapter though. and possibly even some cards
ok OS9 may be frugal by todays standards but i fear these arent gonna cut it
wtf is even on these
ah yeah these were the ones grandpa (RIP) used in his camera
theres a photo of me at idk, 12-13 years old? it is pretty funny but i will not be posting it ๐Ÿ˜‚

50 photos of the same heart-shaped piece of ice melting on a silver color coated piece of cardboard. can you tell he was a graphic designer?

:')

wait theres more. inside the ice is a โ˜ฎ shaped piece which is revealed as it melts
me, 16, absolutely COMPUTIN
@ahihi that's kind of a meta-commentary there - as ICE disappears there is peace.
@ahihi photos at 640x480
@wordsmith @ahihi or some cisco stuff
@ozzelot @wordsmith wrong. its photos at *gasp* 2048x1536
@ahihi that isn't even possible. monitors only go up to 800x600 so what would the point even be?
@ozzelot
@wordsmith @ozzelot ive been hearing it is now possible to do cropping and all sorts of editing in this new software called "photography shoppe"
@ahihi I would be happy to swap some bigger CF card I have around (not sure if it was 4 or 8 GiB, I'm not at home right now to check) for the 256 MiB one. The flashcart I have for the MSX chokes on my big CF card and the Amiga doesn't like it much either... And I suspect the older ones would work well for me 
@aperezdc i think 8 is still a bit too small, as i need both an OS9 and OSX partition and also space for a bunch of software. but if you have 16 or 32 GB im interested ๐Ÿ˜
@ahihi right, I'll check what I have exactly later in the evening. I am sure there's some 4 and 8 GiB CF cards at home because that's what I tried recently in the Amiga; but I might have some larger ones, not sure of unused.
@ahihi finally got round to checking this... Of my three 16 GiB CF cards, two are already being used; I plugged the third one to erase it and Linux started spewing I/O errors in the kernel log, Haiku didn't even let me try to access it. Sorry that I don't have any spares in the end 
@aperezdc thanks for checking! thinking about it some more, i might well find a purpose for an 8GB card in some other project, whereas these two are unlikely to see any use here. so i am still up for swapping if you want
@ahihi that will make everything lightning fast โšกโšกโšก
@ahihi that is hard to get working in OS9, I think I did get it going on one machine, but it was like a plastic iBook or something
@ahihi Not just one whole gigahertz, a whole half a gigahertz on top! This baby computes like a kitten!
@ozzelot thats up to 12.8% more SuperCollider 2 synths than my iBooks can handle
Oh yes, the silent upgrade with 1.5 GHz and 64 MB (double) VRAM!
@ahihi correct, that was going to be my suggestion, it probably got bumped back into place

@linear @ahihi yep, i once fixed a mini by just reseating the ram

(a newer intel one, but ram is ram)

@ahihi the worst issue with these is that once you try to open them about 70% of the plastic clips holding the top cover on the frame will break off due to the plastic becoming super brittle over time

so any effort to put it back together will result in the thing no longer holding together as well as it did
@q66 thats fine it will feel right at home with the rest of my half-assembled macs
@ahihi i guess once it needs to be opened you just gotta do what you gotta do anyway

but yeah expect it to very possibly remain half assembled even if you're super careful taking it apart
@ahihi USB-C we have at home
@domi @ahihi i can imagine drunkenly trying to plonk this into a phone, yeah
@ozzelot @domi it would be very funny if it fit and allowed you to put 18.5V into whatever. but alas it is bigger than USB-C
@ahihi it looks like you could plug lightning into it
@ahihi To be fair, are there ANY standard multivoltage DC plugs? Things like the Xbox power brick, etc all also have to make up connectors. The closest Iโ€™ve seen is like DIN on 8-bit Commodore machine
@kalleboo is it multivoltage? that would make more sense. but it only mentions 18.5V on the brick
@ahihi Like an idiot, I just assumed it was since it had so many pins, looking it up, it's really just some insanely overengineered Pointlessly Apple solution!

@ahihi Why do i feel the need to go "oooh ... aaah!!" to this post?

No, this isn't a joke, not one byte. I think the well placed usage of "behold" triggered something in me... send help.

@ahihi
I got one of those new for ยฃ99 when they had been discontinued - PCWorld in the UK would sell end of line models for cheap in the early 2000s. I had a fishbowl iMac and a 12โ€œ Macbook for cheap at different times in the same way.
@ahihi with the intent to turn it into a booting one?
@ozzelot hopefully! i believe these can even be made to run OS9 ๐Ÿฅฐ
@ahihi I do seem to remember such things from the os9lives forum, yeah