Another day in which I am, apparently, at risk of being "late to the party" because I am not rushing to infect my legal work with genAI.

But I am not, in fact, "late to the party".

I do not go to parties.

"But don't you fear being left behind, Neil?"

No!

Don't *you* fear being stuck being the organ grinder to an expensive subscription service, generating works of pleasing-sounded fiction, setting you up so that you no longer have staff who can think critically about the law and your clients' needs?

"What kind of tech lawyer are you? Surely you should be the first to adopt new technologies!"

My ThinkPad runs the latest version of Debian. What more do you want?!

@neil Latest Debian like some kind of madman!

@neil "What kind of [technologist/tech lawyer/etc.] are you if you don't immediately jump on and embrace new technologies?"

One who carefully evaluates technologies to ensure they have proven their benefits and reliability to a sufficient degree as befits the problem.

(Also, on the silliness of "you'll be left behind!" narratives: the Diamond Rio PMP300 came out in 1998. The first iPod came out in 2001, and iPod sales didn't really hit their peak until 2006-08.)

@neil if genAI keeps going like it is at the moment you're more likely to come out ahead than be left behind. And all that without even moving! :D

@dequbed

I have a similar feeling, tbh.

@neil

> What more do you want?!

I'd love an oat drink and warm, homemade chocolate muffins.

@neil Debian Stable; the most bleading edge of the bleading edge! 😁

@neil 'well actually' you tell them there is case law:

CASE: J Cheever Loophole v. Amalgamated Widgets, 42 F.3d 69 (2d Cir. 1929).
HELD: Employee forced to use AI awarded $10 million settlement

...just got that from ChatGPT so there

@neil "latest version of Debian".... So you mean sid, right?
@neil latest stable or sid?
@neil "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives exactly when he means to"

@emily_s @neil

The drummer, similarly, can never be out of time. The tempo of the song is *definitionally* set by the drummer

(Full disclosure: I am a drummer)

@neil I will take every opportunity to share the database of cases where genAI was bad for law.

https://www.damiencharlotin.com/hallucinations/

Completely undermines the foundational concept of precedent, I'd say.

@neil the company update this morning breathlessly showcased using genAI to answer queries like "show employees with outlier Bradford Factor attendance records" and "my address has changed, please update it"

we are a SOFTWARE COMPANY. we can just make dashboards and forms for this stuff

@jackeric @neil you might be able to, but now management can, too!
@lizzard @neil no, they're doing the opposite of this, replacing intuitive software interfaces with slow, expensive, unreliable chatbot interfaces and calling this the future
@neil The AI party has very "late 1960's measles party" vibes to it
@neil I do. But I usually leave early.

@neil

"#AI" is just the salmon mousse, at that party.

Invidious

Youtube

@neil do you think its likely at some point laws wikk be written with this spaghetti generators?
Reviewing the shit code these things produce, meses with both my brain and mood.
@neil This party ends with the guests turning into donkeys and sold at auction