Oh, NOW Google's "instead of showing you a website, we'll vibe code one for you and hallucinate the contents" kind of makes sense 🤔
@g_boccia https://www.forbes.com/sites/joetoscano1/2026/03/06/google-just-patented-the-end-of-your-website/ followed by their announcement from yesterday that Search is being replaced by AI
Google Just Patented The End Of Your Website

A newly granted Google patent could let the search giant replace your brand's landing page with an AI-generated version you have no control over and only your buyers see.

Forbes

@nina_kali_nina @g_boccia what the fuck ???

Is this the end of the web? Who will build a reliable index instead?

@f4grx at this point I think it might be wise to start considering how we can thrive in the smallweb

@g_boccia

@nina_kali_nina @g_boccia I feel like it's not enough, how are we going to find existing info? Will archive.org turn into the only remaining search engine?
@f4grx @g_boccia there's a few more, thankfully. But the future looks increasingly bleak
@nina_kali_nina @g_boccia if one starts, not a single one will want to be left behind. The smallest players are inefficient for arcane technical searches.

@f4grx that is unfortunate indeed, but I guess there'll be more value in establishing connections between people, and building curated lists

@g_boccia

@nina_kali_nina <jedi wave> These are not the links you're looking for
@nina_kali_nina google should vibecode themselves out of business ​

@nina_kali_nina I mean the bigger the product you kill the bigger the bonus, right? :p

Reader, wave, g+, etc just made sense.

But i can only imagine how big the bonus for the exec who killed off Search will be. Nobody will ever top that.

@nina_kali_nina I'm outta the loop, what's this about?

@shinmera Google is deprecating Search, more or less, they don't want to show links as a search result, and they promise to roll out AI search as the main product over the summer. This is probably relevant to Google already rewriting titles and quotes for most of the sites on the search result page.

Conveniently, classic search API is deprecated and will be shut down in 6 months.

@nina_kali_nina @shinmera they’re already doing that?? Ughhh no wonder i’ve been seeing BS stuff in search results that don’t match the content
@amarioguy they were rewriting titles since 2012, but they apparently started to do it with AI only a few months ago, as per https://www.theverge.com/tech/896490/google-replace-news-headlines-in-search-canary-coal-mine-experiment?
@shinmera
Google Search is now using AI to replace headlines

Google is beginning to replace news headlines in its search results with ones that are AI-generated. After AI clickbait nonsense in its Google Discover news feed, it’s starting to mess with headlines in the “10 blue links” too.

The Verge
@nina_kali_nina the line at the end says it all: user satisfaction matters to Google more than accuracy to reality now. What particularly scares me about this is that realistically, I know that a lot of people get their news from headlines instead of actually reading the article. So what this will effectively do for those people is just pollute their understanding of the world with lies. As if we need more of that.
@wombatpandaa this reminds me... A long time ago, Yandex used to have a somewhat accurate news aggregator on its main page. "We're not responsible for the news there, we're just a mirror of the Russian segment of the Internet; the best we can do is to be as undistorted as we can" they said at first. But then people started to abuse the news aggregator (SEO ways!), and on top of that the government didn't like some of the trending news. In the end, Yandex sold the aggregator to VK (but it is still the thing one sees if they go to yandex.ru, it'll be just a redirect from there). So, sometimes it's even worse: not a problem of user satisfaction, but a problem of satisfaction of decision makers.
@nina_kali_nina very interesting, thank you for sharing! It's sad how this story is kind of emblematic of the whole search engine ecosystem.
@wombatpandaa I ultimately think that it's impossible to be a true mirror even with pure statistics distribution
@nina_kali_nina true. Computers are human constructs, after all
@nina_kali_nina
I joked about this just recently but I guess we do live in the dumbest timeline
@shinmera someone will get rich/promoted for this. And maybe if it doesn't work out, someone will get promoted for reverting the change lol
@nina_kali_nina @shinmera In a way, that's excellent, I always need more incentive to stop using google search
@nina_kali_nina
Just jiggle your cursor to receive fresh slop!
@ozzelot oh, very convenient!
@nina_kali_nina
Do you like snowglobes? Retrieving information on a computer will be much like that, except with more entropy and less snow.

@nina_kali_nina

Is it not illegal to deface a website?

@omar they did that with AMP: https://amp.dev/
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