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Graham FlusterPuffin stands accused of eating too fast and throwing up, despite being told to slow down repeatedly.
She pleads innocent, on account of being a perfect princess who has never done anything wrong in her whole life.
What does the jury say?
For those worried: we have now started breaking up the chicken treats into smaller bits and stirring them into the bowl of kibble, so she has to hunt around to find the delectable chicken bits, which slows her down enough to eat at a healthy speed. Puffin is grateful for your concern!
Lappenjammer@GrahamFluster Little Baby.
Jeff GriggI don't know about Puffin. But our dog, Casper, is and has always been *totally guilty* of the same.
So we always spread his food out — even spilling some under plants — so he has to "go hunting" to get it all. As you did, this slows him down enough.
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Annelies@GrahamFluster this juror says you're going to have to ration her rations: only a little bit at a time
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
@GrahamFluster Jury Nullification
Paul_IPv6i'm sure it was just a temporary indigestion, aggravated by the stress of being perfect.
廃墟猫 🐈🌈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛@GrahamFluster clearly innocent 👼
John Maxwell@GrahamFluster "Your Honor, we find the defendant adorable."
Justin Fitzsimmons@GrahamFluster she's a perfect princess who has never done anything wrong
Andy is Frazzled (ze/they)@GrahamFluster The only thing she is guilty of is perfection!
Leise Ahnung@GrahamFluster perfect princess
The Audacity of Nope@GrahamFluster FREE PUFFIN
acffh morst@GrahamFluster if she eats the barf later, I'll say it's all good. #ThoseEyes
Irene Zhang@GrahamFluster lol we got our cats these cute little bowls. My sister’s cat has been forced to use a lick mat, he’s too good at eating out of the bowls. 😂 But she looks like a perfect princess so all of this is obviously your fault.
Jack the Waterlogged Count@GrahamFluster Look at that face! No jury would convict. CASE DISMISS
mirabilos🐈⬛@GrahamFluster oh so that may be why Čara🐈⬛ threw up from Malik🐈⬛’s food (which she should tolerate) several times, she liked it too well?
John Deters@GrahamFluster We, the Jury, find the defendant, Puffin, NOT GUILTY by reason of felinity.
sen@GrahamFluster Ladies and Gentlepersons of the jury, you HAVE to understand... before now she had never been fed in her WHOLE LIFE!!!
Neil Brutalist@GrahamFluster I think of mine gipped up after eating and then running around last night
Demosthenes 🛶🐈🐈☕️@GrahamFluster Look at those eyes! Innocent.
Josh 
@GrahamFluster she is completely innocent! And also throwing up on the floor was frankly an improvement. But it didn’t happen,
14mission@GrahamFluster Not guilty by reason of awwwww...
Matilda@GrahamFluster Not guilty. You can tell just by looking at the perfect princess.
vandorb12@GrahamFluster sentenced to a slow feed bowl and extra lap nap time. Extra allowances for zoomies.
Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)@GrahamFluster The jury finds Puffin innocent, perfect, and in need of treats.
stevenray@GrahamFluster the Dude would like Puffin to know that the rug she threw up on really tied the room together. 🎳 🐈
That said, here's another innocent vote!
The Orange Theme@GrahamFluster Your Honor, I will not stand for this smear campaign against my client.
Heath Borders@GrahamFluster my cats both did the same thing their entire lives. Not guilty
Ives@GrahamFluster I think she has good grounds to start a libel case.
Jigme Datse@GrahamFluster Puffin was clearly being forced by the food to eat it too fast. It wasn't Puffin's fault. I do hope all is well (enough because throwing up is not well).
Dr. Sobek@GrahamFluster She was trying to regurgitate to feed you, like Puffin do !
Alfred & Toulouse@GrahamFluster innocent, clearly!
Arthur Vuillard@GrahamFluster she looks so guilty, but the system is so corrupt, I guess she'll just walk away
Pierrot le p'tit rigolu 
@GrahamFluster She is Guilty but she needn't have a sanction. May be a free hug.
Camember La Ratona@GrahamFluster Non guilty!!! 
Diana Probst, Cambridge Artist@GrahamFluster Not guilty. Feed her more and stop bringing such terrible accusations and also stroke her for me.
somcak@GrahamFluster Innocent of all charges! 
MFennVT@GrahamFluster That face? Innocent!
sondra 
@GrahamFluster she is innocent.
My princess had the same thing and takes omeprazol now because it was happening everyday
Feoh@GrahamFluster How could you stay upset at THAT ADORABLE FACE?
Sadie@GrahamFluster
I have to feed my kitty about a tablespoon at a time on a large plate to slow her down enough to prevent scarf 'n' barf.
I have to feed my kitty about a tablespoon at a time on a large plate to slow her down enough to prevent scarf 'n' barf.