BREAKING: GitHub switching status page default language to German in order to return to five neins.
@SecureOwl This works on multiple levels. 
@SecureOwl only five of their services are down? What are they even doing? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽค
@SecureOwl you could have stopped after "GitHub"
@SecureOwl Nine fives of uptime!

@SecureOwl We have a similar joke about rock climbing crags that sandbag their grades.

โ€œHow hard was that?โ€

Five nein!

@SecureOwl as a German who uses GitHub, I approve.
@SecureOwl at this rate they'd be happy with three neins..
@SecureOwl does this include DBlayed incident response too?
@SecureOwl I wished for Github to be just as available on IPv6 as on IPv4. This monkey's paw may be defective.