Mastodawn

BREAKING: GitHub switching status page default language to German in order to return to five neins.

@[email protected] das ist der Spiritus.

@SecureOwl This works on multiple levels.

@SecureOwl only five of their services are down? What are they even doing? 👨‍🎤

@SecureOwl you could have stopped after "GitHub"

@SecureOwl Nine fives of uptime!

@SecureOwl We have a similar joke about rock climbing crags that sandbag their grades.

“How hard was that?”

Five nein!

@SecureOwl as a German who uses GitHub, I approve.

@SecureOwl at this rate they'd be happy with three neins..

@SecureOwl does this include DBlayed incident response too?

@SecureOwl I wished for Github to be just as available on IPv6 as on IPv4. This monkey's paw may be defective.