Zgur_5d ago
Sophie Schmieg
In order to go viral on Mastodon, your post should include at least one cat and some criticism of AI. So here is Binah disliking large language models.
May 14 at 5:14pmWeb
Show threadPaul_IPv65d ago

@sophieschmieg

catposting review:

LLM: "not warm or soft enough to make bisquits on. can't knock it off the table. no laser or small parts to chase under refrigerator. not edible. zero stars. cannot recommend."

Show threadDrew Mochak5d ago
@neurovagrant @sophieschmieg NAILED IT!
Show threadDrew Mochak5d ago
@neurovagrant @sophieschmieg And they say there isn't an algorithm.
Show threadSophie Schmieg5d ago
@prism @neurovagrant the algorithm was @catsalad all along!
Show threadGary Houston5d ago
@prism @neurovagrant @sophieschmieg too many people have figured out the algorithm and are now abusing it (MEOW, Mastodon engine optimisation something.)
Show threadAhimsa5d ago
@sophieschmieg Your clever ruse caught me! Boosted and liked! 😁
Show threadEd5d ago

@sophieschmieg Me: "This is nothing but blatant boost baiting!"

Also me: *boosts toot*

😂

Show threadMrGrumpyMonkey5d ago
@EdCates @sophieschmieg You're just part of the problem. 
Show threadLizzie5d ago
@sophieschmieg hahahahahaha
Show threadCassandra5d ago
@sophieschmieg glorious
Show threadThe Turtle5d ago

@sophieschmieg

AI BLOWS CAT ASS.

Show threadrobtherunt🌱💚5d ago
@sophieschmieg
What about in France where they have chat GPT?
Show threadmirabilos🐈‍⬛5d ago
@sophieschmieg you got it right! 😻
Show threadcaneToad 5d ago
@sophieschmieg Binah is just right. Boost! 
Show threadChris5d ago
@sophieschmieg meowdels opportunity missed but appreciated
Show threadThe Cheekqualizer5d ago

@sophieschmieg

"Not that I don't appreciate that you bought me a Chromebook, but I specifically requested a computer with 128 GB of RAM and a discrete GPU."

Show threadChickpea5d ago
@cheekqualizer @sophieschmieg She looks so disappointed 😭 I hope you reflected hard on your poor thout out actions in order to avoid future such disappointments
Show threadThe Cheekqualizer5d ago

@chickpeapole @sophieschmieg

Capital Expenditure budget is really tight this quarter

Show threadPaul Drye4d ago

@cheekqualizer @sophieschmieg

BUFFER OVERFLOW: NOT ENOUGH BRAIN CELLS TO COUNT TO 128

Show threadbayo5d ago
@sophieschmieg this is CATastrophic
Show threadDanCast5d ago
@sophieschmieg whew, got my cat pic in under the deadline
Show threadEldritch kcarruthers5d ago
@sophieschmieg perfection
Show threadMegatronicThronBanks5d ago
@sophieschmieg I used to have a cat very like Binah!
Show threadSolitha5d ago

@sophieschmieg There is nothing about LLMs for a cat to like.

They already know how amazing they are, and it can't open cat food cans.

Show threadSindarina, Edge Case Detective5d ago
@sophieschmieg @jeridansky Binah's got her paw on the pulse of the fediverse 😂😻
Show threadKaren D 🇨🇦5d ago
@sophieschmieg
Hilarious. Boosted.
Unless LLM stands for Lazy Lap Monsters.
Show threadKaren Keiller 🥌 📚5d ago
@sophieschmieg You cracked the algorithm!! I’ll boost your anti-AI Black Cat with these cute grand puppies #dogsofmastodon
Show threadZZ Bottom5d ago
@KarenKeiller ❤️ 😍 @sophieschmieg
Show threadSimon5d ago
@sophieschmieg you found the formula!
Show threadRevSPLR5d ago
@sophieschmieg Well dog my cats!
Show threadIrenes (many)5d ago
@sophieschmieg you know, we swore off humor about cats after that one time on twitter, but it's possible fedi is a sufficiently slow-paced network that it would be safe
Show threadHerodotus Machiavelli Livy5d ago
@ireneista @sophieschmieg
It is. It most definitely is.
Show threadalsvha5d ago
@sophieschmieg dogs n' birds also seem to do quite well.
Show threadrtdsx 4d ago
@sophieschmieg awesome cat