Shannon PrickettArmy bullies Spy, it's the circle of life. #Monsterdon
They're controlling it by ... a beam? An infrared beam? Is this an alien TV clicker remote? #Monsterdon
"We've just received word, it's changed direction"
Oh shit, Yonggary can turn #Monsterdon
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, the President's about to nuke an American city. #Monsterdon
"Beta One, you are Number One"
Uh.
What. Uh. What happened to Alpha? #Monsterdon
They made Alpha go after Beta? These dudes are not good at Alphabet. #Monsterdon
Aha, the level five spy's plan: lure aliens close so he can fuck an alien. #Monsterdon
I like that they keep reminding each other to shoot the diamond. #Monsterdon
Calling Yonggary 'dino' is just racist. Don't be that guy. #Monsterdon
Whoa, he just headbutted Yunggury. #Monsterdon
That soldier is so mad because he never had a chance to tell that other soldier that he loved him. #Monsterdon
hashtag yearning #Monsterdon
Turns out it's Yonggian psychology which my mind is modeled on #Monsterdon
Noooooo my model skyscraper oh Yonggary caught it. #Monsterdon
No good, I've known too many spies to accept your attempt at making amends #Monsterdon
"General, another thing just appeared on radar"
Is ... is ANY detail available? #Monsterdon
"Hello? Mr President?"
Ah, that pissy bitch hung up on me. #Monsterdon
I think this probably happens in the Escape From New York cinematic universe. #Monsterdon
oh my fucking science, Mills didn't even Leave the Fucking Room to betray humanity. Dumbass. #Monsterdon
Holly is trying to save lives; I can't say the same for the military dudes around her. #Monsterdon
7-4-5? That's the same code I have on my luggage! #Monsterdon
That's why that guy's such a great special ops guy, he's got a knack for just strolling on scene when it needs resolved. #Monsterdon
"If that thing were any meaner, I'd swear it's my wife"
Oh, but hang on. He didn't say ex-wife. He said wife. That dude loves his mean wife. Mean wife, mean life. & that's a valid choice. #Monsterdon
Is that a trilobite kaiju #Monsterdon
"C'mon, Do Something!"
It's nice to see representation for the audience. #Monsterdon
"oversized crabcake"
Sick, sick burn. #Monsterdon
Is this yiffing #Monsterdon
Get up Yonggary! Who is somehow now the hero. #Monsterdon
Oh right, I almost forgot. That guy smashed the daemon diamond demanding obedience of the Yonggary. #Monsterdon
This entire fucking film should have been miniatures work. #Monsterdon
He ... he severed his head w/ fire breath. #Monsterdon
I did not realize that fire can be sharpened. #Monsterdon
Oooh love a good headless monster. #Monsterdon
That general is giddy watching this kaiju foreplay. #Monsterdon
"Yes, Holly, it's all over"
Holly rolls her eyes because yet another man is making shit up again. #Monsterdon
He's speaking louder & slower because sometimes pilots zone out in the middle of military operations. #Monsterdon
Polite of everyone to wait to find out if they were going to die. #Monsterdon
Oh boy. They. Uh. They thought they were starting a kaiju franchise w/ this Yonggary, eh? #Monsterdon
It's the everybody parading around in the pool scene from Buckaroo Banzai #Monsterdon
They're going to rehab the kaiju so they can be mainstreamed. #Monsterdon
Citibank. We know so little about films, we let them put our name in here. #Monsterdon