"Well, JACK, what's your ASSessment?"
I see what you did there, movie. #Monsterdon
"They have discovered the secret Daemon"
Sir, you uh, put it on top of the dude's head. People are gonna notice. #Monsterdon
"We've just received word, it's changed direction"
Oh shit, Yonggary can turn #Monsterdon
"Beta One, you are Number One"
Uh.
What. Uh. What happened to Alpha? #Monsterdon
"General, another thing just appeared on radar"
Is ... is ANY detail available? #Monsterdon
"Hello? Mr President?"
Ah, that pissy bitch hung up on me. #Monsterdon
"If that thing were any meaner, I'd swear it's my wife"
Oh, but hang on. He didn't say ex-wife. He said wife. That dude loves his mean wife. Mean wife, mean life. & that's a valid choice. #Monsterdon
"C'mon, Do Something!"
It's nice to see representation for the audience. #Monsterdon
"oversized crabcake"
Sick, sick burn. #Monsterdon
"Yes, Holly, it's all over"
Holly rolls her eyes because yet another man is making shit up again. #Monsterdon