Shannon PrickettYou are collateral damage, which is the best kind of damage. #Monsterdon
It's interesting how sometimes this kaiju is super accurate & sometimes they just destroy a bunch of model infrastructure. #Monsterdon
They've switched from bullets to side winders. #Monsterdon
How did I know they'd be mentioning collateral damage? It's the military. #Monsterdon
Is that the city from Blade Runner? #Monsterdon
Oh, all these neon signs & lights. This is clearly Fresno. #Monsterdon
They lost 9 sixteens. So. Um. 144? Gross. #Monsterdon
Daddy Loves ET? Daddy Loves ET? DADDY LOVES ET? #Monsterdon
"This creature called man"
Oh geeze, that fucking guy.. #Monsterdon
"Get your T-Forces ready"
Please be trans masc commandoes. Please be trans masc commandoes. #Monsterdon
The Daemon?! *ears perk up* #Monsterdon
Daemon Diamond. Ofc! It's so obvious when you ... show me completely spurious & unrelated ephemera #Monsterdon
"Well, JACK, what's your ASSessment?"
I see what you did there, movie. #Monsterdon
Yea, I know it's not in Vegas, I already said Fresno, sheesh. #Monsterdon
Oh shit the fate of all mankind AGAIN? Third time this week alone. #Monsterdon
He has to take his helmet off to get permission to speak. #Monsterdon
A Rebellious Hellraiser who Feels Fear #Monsterdon
& that's the day a child became a Lieutenant. #Monsterdon
The old hovering & stationary gambit, eh? #Monsterdon
This entire movie could have been inside of a warehouse sound stage. #Monsterdon
Holy Shit the T-Force can FLY. #Monsterdon
If these dudes can fly I think that pretty much confirms that they're trans, yea? #Monsterdon
The Daemon Diamond is like Adam Warlock's eternity stone only cheaper. #Monsteredon
Classic boss fight, target the conspicuous focus of its power. #Monsterdon
"They have discovered the secret Daemon"
Sir, you uh, put it on top of the dude's head. People are gonna notice. #Monsterdon
Army bullies Spy, it's the circle of life. #Monsterdon
They're controlling it by ... a beam? An infrared beam? Is this an alien TV clicker remote? #Monsterdon
"We've just received word, it's changed direction"
Oh shit, Yonggary can turn #Monsterdon
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, the President's about to nuke an American city. #Monsterdon
"Beta One, you are Number One"
Uh.
What. Uh. What happened to Alpha? #Monsterdon
They made Alpha go after Beta? These dudes are not good at Alphabet. #Monsterdon
Aha, the level five spy's plan: lure aliens close so he can fuck an alien. #Monsterdon
I like that they keep reminding each other to shoot the diamond. #Monsterdon
Calling Yonggary 'dino' is just racist. Don't be that guy. #Monsterdon
Whoa, he just headbutted Yunggury. #Monsterdon
That soldier is so mad because he never had a chance to tell that other soldier that he loved him. #Monsterdon
hashtag yearning #Monsterdon
Turns out it's Yonggian psychology which my mind is modeled on #Monsterdon
Noooooo my model skyscraper oh Yonggary caught it. #Monsterdon
No good, I've known too many spies to accept your attempt at making amends #Monsterdon
"General, another thing just appeared on radar"
Is ... is ANY detail available? #Monsterdon
"Hello? Mr President?"
Ah, that pissy bitch hung up on me. #Monsterdon
I think this probably happens in the Escape From New York cinematic universe. #Monsterdon
oh my fucking science, Mills didn't even Leave the Fucking Room to betray humanity. Dumbass. #Monsterdon
Holly is trying to save lives; I can't say the same for the military dudes around her. #Monsterdon
7-4-5? That's the same code I have on my luggage! #Monsterdon
That's why that guy's such a great special ops guy, he's got a knack for just strolling on scene when it needs resolved. #Monsterdon
"If that thing were any meaner, I'd swear it's my wife"
Oh, but hang on. He didn't say ex-wife. He said wife. That dude loves his mean wife. Mean wife, mean life. & that's a valid choice. #Monsterdon
Is that a trilobite kaiju #Monsterdon
"C'mon, Do Something!"
It's nice to see representation for the audience. #Monsterdon
"oversized crabcake"
Sick, sick burn. #Monsterdon
Is this yiffing #Monsterdon
Get up Yonggary! Who is somehow now the hero. #Monsterdon
Oh right, I almost forgot. That guy smashed the daemon diamond demanding obedience of the Yonggary. #Monsterdon
This entire fucking film should have been miniatures work. #Monsterdon
He ... he severed his head w/ fire breath. #Monsterdon
I did not realize that fire can be sharpened. #Monsterdon
Oooh love a good headless monster. #Monsterdon
That general is giddy watching this kaiju foreplay. #Monsterdon
"Yes, Holly, it's all over"
Holly rolls her eyes because yet another man is making shit up again. #Monsterdon
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