This 200 Mya chronicle is on a need to know basis because it takes a long time to explain it. #Monsterdon

The spy just made the case to the military that spies can't trust the military because the military are thugs who noogie them.

& the general agreed that that was valid. #Monsterdon

I like the model work. There. That's something nice. #Monsterdon
Electronic particles of some kind of light force. Uh. Photons? Did they tan you w/ a sun lamp? #Monsterdon
Mills doesn't know about the monster, that's level 7 spy shit. #Monsterdon
That giant monster is doing a great job of just blending inconspicuously into the background sky. #Monsterdon

"Yonggury screaming"

Buddy we feel you. #Monsterdon

Cross over w/ C.H.I.P.s #Monsterdon
He spat at the top of a building & uniformed men were compelled to somersault. This is why I'm terrible at Medal of Honor. #Monsterdon
The vital time invested in introducing these characters has saved a lot of time by letting them explain who each other are again. #Monsterdon
Noooo my model skyscraper. #Monsterdon
Yunggary is a sprinter of firy breath where Godzilla is a marathon breather. #Monsterdon
Actually, you taking orders from the President makes me LESS likely to follow your oders. #Monsterdon
"VIpers going fangs out" sounds like code for being topless in their planes. #Monsterdon
Oh no my model school bus. Oh phew. It's fine. #Monsterdon
You are collateral damage, which is the best kind of damage. #Monsterdon
It's interesting how sometimes this kaiju is super accurate & sometimes they just destroy a bunch of model infrastructure. #Monsterdon
They've switched from bullets to side winders. #Monsterdon
How did I know they'd be mentioning collateral damage? It's the military. #Monsterdon
Is that the city from Blade Runner? #Monsterdon
Oh, all these neon signs & lights. This is clearly Fresno. #Monsterdon
They lost 9 sixteens. So. Um. 144? Gross. #Monsterdon
Daddy Loves ET? Daddy Loves ET? DADDY LOVES ET? #Monsterdon

"This creature called man"

Oh geeze, that fucking guy.. #Monsterdon

"Get your T-Forces ready"

Please be trans masc commandoes. Please be trans masc commandoes. #Monsterdon

The Daemon?! *ears perk up* #Monsterdon
Daemon Diamond. Ofc! It's so obvious when you ... show me completely spurious & unrelated ephemera #Monsterdon

"Well, JACK, what's your ASSessment?"

I see what you did there, movie. #Monsterdon

Yea, I know it's not in Vegas, I already said Fresno, sheesh. #Monsterdon
Oh shit the fate of all mankind AGAIN? Third time this week alone. #Monsterdon
He has to take his helmet off to get permission to speak. #Monsterdon
A Rebellious Hellraiser who Feels Fear #Monsterdon
& that's the day a child became a Lieutenant. #Monsterdon
The old hovering & stationary gambit, eh? #Monsterdon
This entire movie could have been inside of a warehouse sound stage. #Monsterdon
Holy Shit the T-Force can FLY. #Monsterdon
If these dudes can fly I think that pretty much confirms that they're trans, yea? #Monsterdon
The Daemon Diamond is like Adam Warlock's eternity stone only cheaper. #Monsteredon
Classic boss fight, target the conspicuous focus of its power. #Monsterdon

"They have discovered the secret Daemon"

Sir, you uh, put it on top of the dude's head. People are gonna notice. #Monsterdon

Army bullies Spy, it's the circle of life. #Monsterdon
They're controlling it by ... a beam? An infrared beam? Is this an alien TV clicker remote? #Monsterdon

"We've just received word, it's changed direction"

Oh shit, Yonggary can turn #Monsterdon

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, the President's about to nuke an American city. #Monsterdon

"Beta One, you are Number One"

Uh.
What. Uh. What happened to Alpha? #Monsterdon

They made Alpha go after Beta? These dudes are not good at Alphabet. #Monsterdon
Aha, the level five spy's plan: lure aliens close so he can fuck an alien. #Monsterdon
I like that they keep reminding each other to shoot the diamond. #Monsterdon
Calling Yonggary 'dino' is just racist. Don't be that guy. #Monsterdon
"Mr. Monster, I'd like you to meet my little friend"
No words.
#Monsterdon
Whoa, he just headbutted Yunggury. #Monsterdon
That soldier is so mad because he never had a chance to tell that other soldier that he loved him. #Monsterdon
hashtag yearning #Monsterdon
Turns out it's Yonggian psychology which my mind is modeled on #Monsterdon
Noooooo my model skyscraper oh Yonggary caught it. #Monsterdon
No good, I've known too many spies to accept your attempt at making amends #Monsterdon

"General, another thing just appeared on radar"

Is ... is ANY detail available? #Monsterdon

"Hello? Mr President?"

Ah, that pissy bitch hung up on me. #Monsterdon

I think this probably happens in the Escape From New York cinematic universe. #Monsterdon
oh my fucking science, Mills didn't even Leave the Fucking Room to betray humanity. Dumbass. #Monsterdon
Holly is trying to save lives; I can't say the same for the military dudes around her. #Monsterdon
@Binder I will need a debriefing after this movie. So many questions!

@mcourcel

I’m gonna need you to take notes and share with the rest of us who also have questions. Please and thank you!

@Binder

@Binder there goes the PG rating.
@Binder That's a euthamism!
@Binder I am not a number, I am a free man!