I'm winning
me seeing this post get 12 likes

by the way. don't listen to the dickheads who say stuff like "we don't 'like' things on the fediverse." that's ridiculous antisocial hipster crap. it's totally ok (and encouraged) to engage with people here! like! boost! comment! whatever! we can all have a little human interaction, as a treat😋

also internet friends are real friends and we feel sorry for anyone who thinks otherwise🤗

@redsad Pocket friends are always there for you.
@redsad Agreed, and I would add, don't really pay attention to anyone telling how you should use the Fediverse. If you like it, keep doing it the way you are doing it.

@redsad

Absolutely!
Liking and boosting are nice, but real, kind human interaction is the best and the heart of it 🤎

@redsad I honestly don’t get that.

I mean it’s also okay if you’re introverted and engage (or don’t engage) in different ways, but going “YOU’RE USING THIS WRONG” is just… ick.

@redsad pretty sure that it's called "favestarring" anyhow
@redsad also thry haven't seen our hashtag like bloomscrolling.
I haven't found one for mobile frame zero game

@redsad currently at 16 ✨

Time to celebrate ? 🥳

@redsad Who the hell is liking stuff here? This is not the place for that crap.
@crazyeddie @redsad lmao what? I love the "good post, friend" button. I love that it's nothing more than a communication from reader to writer, instead of being required by some shitty algorithm for anyone to see my posts
@raphaelmorgan @redsad I love my imaginary friends too.

@crazyeddie hey how about don't be a dick to people in my replies thanks

@raphaelmorgan

@redsad @raphaelmorgan Yes. You could start there.
@redsad

Oh I pity Masto users. You miss the reactions on Misskey & Akkoma.

My reaction isn't there, just added it:
@redsad It's my son I'm telling that I'm winning on Mastodon but otherwise it seems legit
@redsad <click>. 112.

@redsad

"HELL YEAH I'M WINNING."

@redsad Definitely winning. And think of all those people laughing that your Masto server doesn't count ;)
@redsad 11? Must be a major account.
@redsad Double digits is a rush
@redsad this is truly living one’s best life

@redsad

I love this because I am sooooo not here for competition, but definitely here for shits and giggles.

@redsad shoot, I’m stoked if I can get 2 to laugh.
@jaykass @redsad I'm happy enough with just the one.
@crazyeddie @redsad
Eventually, to reach that same high, you gotta engage 2 people.
@redsad Hey that's 11 more people than me so you're doing good in my book!
@redsad @lukeharby sounds like winning to me!
@redsad someone needs that laugh, keep up the good work
@redsad the slouch is a vicious attack ;_;

@redsad you: tooting jokes laughed at by nearly a dozen people.

me: tooting secret jokes nobody notices, that fly under everyone's radar, stealth jokes ...

@redsad as someone who has read a lot of weird novels that are apparently not very often , I do that often.
@redsad Yup, he's definitely winning.