Let's play a game! The rules are simple: Tell me something about yourself.

1. It should be a fun or weird, *and* trivial.
2. It should be substantially different from recent answers.
3. We alternate turns.
4. Use #TellAlice so they're easy to find.

- Since we have N players, you can reply to anyone in the thread as your turn.
- You can respond to someone else's answer, but you have to take your own turn in the same reply.

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I'll start.

The first time I went to a Japanese restaurant was with friends in highschool, and I ate the ball of wasabi thinking it was part of the sushi. It still comes up sometimes.

#TellAlice #Trivia #DatingGame

@alice In two short years (2011-2012):
1. The FBI tried to get me fired from my job
2. The FBI mentioned my 4chan username in a federal hacking case
3. The FBI delayed my wedding

And the most amusing part? as far as I can tell, all three of these events are /completely unrelated/.

#tellalice

@foone @alice You live an interesting life, lol.

I've probably interacted with a lot more FBI agents than the average American, but the only folks with suits and radio earpieces showing up at my wedding were the groomsmen (long story)

@azonenberg @alice oh, I was once at a wedding where I found out all the groomsmen were concealed carrying firearms! but that wasn't an FBI thing, just a southern thing.

There weren't any feds at my wedding... as far as I know

@foone @alice The officiant at mine was carrying a tommy gun but it was a non-functional replica.

It was an interesting wedding.

@foone @alice No feds but the angel of death made an appearance

@azonenberg @alice scary.

I think the stats for my wedding come out to:
2 attendees have since died
3 attendees have since changed gender

so I think we're still coming out ahead. if one more person on the guest list dies though, we're gonna have to get someone else in a dress to stay ahead

@foone @alice oh no, the grim reaper was a guest he didn't mess with the other guests.

At least two attendees have died since mine as well but I am not aware of any new gender changes (the only trans guest I can remember was already out by that time)