Blippy the Wonder Slug đ©đȘGood morning, again, #HephalumpWorld.
đ Well, that was a mistake, kinda. Meds awakened me by having well and truly worn off, and a new dose slowly percolates in.
Meanwhile, owie.
I may try to go back to bed again after leopards stop eating me.
MissConstrue@BlippyTheWonderSlug @evelynefoerster Kitties man, what are ya gonna do?
@MissConstrue @evelynefoerster
I've always known, since I was a young child, that I'm destined to be eaten by cats. Each and every palm reader, tarot dealer, soothsayer, fortune-teller, and witch I've ever consulted agree on this. Even a few priests.
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Likely by an escaped tiger (https://www.tiger-garten-waldeck.de/),
although our housecats eating me before my body is discovered is also a high probability outcome... they taste me all the time to see if I'm ready yet.
I'm OK with being "cat food on the hoof."
Eve 
@BlippyTheWonderSlug @MissConstrue
Bonus: If itâs the tiger, youâll at least get a dramatic exit. If itâs the housecats, youâll be the star of the worldâs slowest true crime documentary: "The Case of the Vanishing Human: One Bite at a Time."
Pro tip: Start leaving out extra treats now. Consider it a down payment on your inevitable fate. Or, you know, a bribe to postpone the inevitable. Either way, youâre basically running a cat cafĂ© with a 100% turnover rate.
Bonus: If itâs the tiger, youâll at least get a dramatic exit. If itâs the housecats, youâll be the star of the worldâs slowest true crime documentary: "The Case of the Vanishing Human: One Bite at a Time."
Pro tip: Start leaving out extra treats now. Consider it a down payment on your inevitable fate. Or, you know, a bribe to postpone the inevitable. Either way, youâre basically running a cat cafĂ© with a 100% turnover rate.
@evelynefoerster @BlippyTheWonderSlug
Thereâs a place about 10 minutes from me that rescues Big Cats. Theyâre awesome folks. One day I was talking to the lady who runs it, and she said they thing they were looking for was some giant appliance size boxes, and I said, girl I got you, and called a friend who runs a commercial AC co, and they brought gigantic boxes on a truck.
I donât have images on my device because I shot them with a camera, but Iâll see if I can find the pictures of giant tigers and lions lying in boxes. All cats love boxes.
These are also cats who would eat you, but Iâm not sure theyâd wait for deathâŠ.