@MissConstrue @evelynefoerster
I've always known, since I was a young child, that I'm destined to be eaten by cats. Each and every palm reader, tarot dealer, soothsayer, fortune-teller, and witch I've ever consulted agree on this. Even a few priests.

🐅 Likely by an escaped tiger (https://www.tiger-garten-waldeck.de/),
although our housecats eating me before my body is discovered is also a high probability outcome... they taste me all the time to see if I'm ready yet.

I'm OK with being "cat food on the hoof."

#CatFoodBoy #EatMe