🏳️🌈 Bri 🌞🚴🌱✨Alright, getting ready to toot up a storm for Monsterdon. Now's a good time to mute me and/or the hashtag if that's not your thing. Or join in! We're watching a movie... Released before the end of WW2. What could go wrong??
It's go time!
What's that wreck on the shoulder? It's a FORD BEEBE!
M'Dracula *tips fedora*
That man could not legally vote for 24 more years. Hoo boy. The dresses are pretty but damn.
I'm going to be very disappointed by Alucard because I'm blessed to have seen Netflix Castlevania. There's nothing he can do, the role has peaked
I had low expectations that this film would age well, but "good riddance" to the Roma queen is pretty way down there still.
Like, the film itself is holding up well. Just the era. Woof lol
I would like all remaining exposition in this film to be delivered in the form of a will reading. Thank you, bless (whoops)
"Can't be disputed!" We'll see what Lionel Hutz has to say about that
You know, I've never thought to wake up a priest and demand a midnight wedding. I wonder if that still works?
I haven't looked. Is "master race" on the bingo card?
Witnesses probable murder: *gently* hey.
Frank. You look downright... Batty.
Dracula somehow made it on Santa's naughty list. Coffin full of coal.
Dr you can see I am quite fine. No need to take my pulse. I said NO NEED.
The most unrealistic thing in this film is the vampire that's lived for hundreds of years needing to inherit an estate. I suppose you can just see how many wills you can hypnotize your way into, like, recreationally?
The best way to address plot holes in your script is by filming two nerds theorycrafting over a comatose child.
jonny (good kind)@cargot_robbie this is actually the primary motivation of draculas. nothing about their behavior makes any sense except for their insatiable desire for property #monsterdon
Floaty Birb@jonny @cargot_robbie wait what if the situation is that Dracula owns a lot of real estate in Eastern Europe due to being a centuries-old vampire, BUT it's 1943, so there's also a massive war going on in Eastern Europe at this moment so he's worried all of his property will get wrecked, and so he wants to diversify his holdings to include a manor on a safer continent?
@floatybirb Ooh it's eminently plausible. Dracula is nothing if not a prudent investor.
@cargot_robbie @floatybirb and all the race science stuff is just him trying to fit into the racist ideals of the US at the time, he is purely portfolio driven #monsterdon
@jonny @floatybirb He only drinks blood for the infusion of liquidity.
Terencio@cargot_robbie @jonny @floatybirb #monsterdon #WrongDracula
He only drinks blood because "goop" tells him to.
Neville Park@cargot_robbie Honestly, I can see the money running out surprisingly fast
Sam Levine@cargot_robbie You can only do that "leave my estate to my mysterious identical looking heir" so many times before the peasants wise up. Occasionally you just need to start fresh.
@SRLevine Tell that to Keanu Reeves 😂
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)@kshernandez Phew. Dialogue was looking dicey.
Blake C. Stacey@cargot_robbie "I move for a bad will thingy!"
@bstacey "Properly witnessed? Can't be. Disputed!"
Trixter of the Moon Council@cargot_robbie No other could ever be as beautiful.