🏳️🌈 Bri 🌞🚴🌱✨Alright, getting ready to toot up a storm for Monsterdon. Now's a good time to mute me and/or the hashtag if that's not your thing. Or join in! We're watching a movie... Released before the end of WW2. What could go wrong??
It's go time!
What's that wreck on the shoulder? It's a FORD BEEBE!
M'Dracula *tips fedora*
That man could not legally vote for 24 more years. Hoo boy. The dresses are pretty but damn.
I'm going to be very disappointed by Alucard because I'm blessed to have seen Netflix Castlevania. There's nothing he can do, the role has peaked
I had low expectations that this film would age well, but "good riddance" to the Roma queen is pretty way down there still.
Like, the film itself is holding up well. Just the era. Woof lol
I would like all remaining exposition in this film to be delivered in the form of a will reading. Thank you, bless (whoops)
"Can't be disputed!" We'll see what Lionel Hutz has to say about that
You know, I've never thought to wake up a priest and demand a midnight wedding. I wonder if that still works?
I haven't looked. Is "master race" on the bingo card?
Witnesses probable murder: *gently* hey.
Frank. You look downright... Batty.
Dracula somehow made it on Santa's naughty list. Coffin full of coal.
Dr you can see I am quite fine. No need to take my pulse. I said NO NEED.
The most unrealistic thing in this film is the vampire that's lived for hundreds of years needing to inherit an estate. I suppose you can just see how many wills you can hypnotize your way into, like, recreationally?
The best way to address plot holes in your script is by filming two nerds theorycrafting over a comatose child.