Dozens of dildos fill the driveway of the ICE facility in Portland, Oregon. They’re all over the property and many have been thrown over the gate.

Far right propagandist Katie Daviscourt and her crew ran away after also being pummeled with dildos.

#pdx #portland #ICE

Fuck Jonathan Choe but this is so funny
Alissa Azar (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Operation dildo at ICE has reached Portland #pdx #Portland #ICE

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@alissaazar love it. Now they can go fuck themselves and leave people alone

Fuckin dying

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@nullagent We're sorry, Portland.

But no, you can't send Jonathan Chode back to Seattle. It took us long enough to get rid of him.

@alissaazar ProHamasDildoLaunchers my new Band name. 😄😄
@disisdeguey @alissaazar the dude really made it sound so much more bad ass, I legit had to read it twice before I realized he was trying to insult it
@alissaazar
It's quite a synthetic message to say "go to fuck yourself" 🫢 I guess 🤭
@alissaazar Freak out ICE and support the sex toy industry!
@alissaazar Sounds like good times for Big Dildo.
@js @alissaazar it’s *always* good times for big dil… <oh shit I’m on main>
@alissaazar That's not cool, littering is bad. Especially hazardous waste.
@alissaazar
Save 'em for bicycle handle grips!!
I hear they work great!!  

@DrSprockets_ @alissaazar

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Flobots

@alissaazar Omg I love this so much. Those hateful bigots must be fuming. And I can just imagine the internal fights over who will have to pick them up.
@alissaazar Absolutely love that for them. Just offering ICE some self-awareness after all.
@alissaazar
Never heard of Daviscourt so I looked about on the net but could only find this comedian with an alt-shite/grifter "front lines" reporter persona.

Check the ALT for deeper analysis.
@calcius she works for Andy Ngo and the post millennial. Terrible human being. Much like Andy, she lies about what is happening and deep throats boots for a living. She’s usually terrorize people in seattle / Washington but for the past year she has been a cancer to portland.
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I did look into to her a bit when looking for the image I posted coming across the ones that will probably be her legacy - it's just like that dude who faked getting beaten up for having a fasci haircut. But I opted for the pic with the terrible make up instead as it was funnier.
@calcius this was so funny. They always do this shit. Their grift is largely finding ways to victimize themselves

@calcius @alissaazar

It's Barbie, live. 😂

@oldoldcojote @alissaazar

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For making money, it's fantastic
You can see my hair, I'm as pure as pure can be
Imaginary, threats are my creation
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You can see my eyes, as blue as blue can be
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@alissaazar 哪里的女士。这么欲求不满和彪悍
@alissaazar Absolutely hilarious - but seems to me like a rather expensive form of protest...

@oz1sej @alissaazar
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@alissaazar Sure they didn't just escape from the Tesla ?

@RejoinEU @alissaazar

Elmo's original design didn't have a steering wheel, it used a joy stick...

@alissaazar

That's some real dedication.

Dildos are really expensive

@alissaazar Sorry, but as a biologist all I can think is that the testicles on those things are seriously undersized. (😜 )

Whatever works tho

@quixote @alissaazar
So, what you're saying is... the ICE agents will think they're huge by comparison to their own?

@alissaazar fuck that's so cool 🖤 solidarity my siblings 🏴

i only love ice in my drink or in ditches, canals, rivers & lakes to skate on. unfortunately the billionaire class have even murdered my cultural heritage by fucking the climate, so naturally i hate the little boys known as ice, their pathetic murderous guards, who do their dirty work for them.

@alissaazar Fight fake dickheads with fake dicks 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻