Existential Comics
No teachings from Science, philosophy, or religion will ever instruct on life's deepest mysteries (how to make the cat shut the fuck up).
Apr 10 at 11:10pmMastodon for Android
Show threadCookiefiendApr 10
@existentialcomics Ask a cook. The answer is: food.
Show threadsortius Apr 11
@existentialcomics meow back as soon as they start. Works sometimes
Show threadI love this, so IApr 11
@sortius @existentialcomics (never, Bruce the idiot just keeps talking to me if I do that, until I stop and give him food)
Show threadsortius Apr 11
@jpm @existentialcomics Bruce is not having any of your shit, it seems
Show threadI love this, so IApr 11
@sortius @existentialcomics no, he just likes chatting