Mother Bones#Via Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas
3:08 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"real long shot here but if you have any idea why melania is suddenly talking about epstein, reach me on signal at marisakabas.04
anonymity fully protected"
#Via Tim Onion / bencollins
2:46 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"Everybody should watch this insane presser. It's like a bad scene in a Netflix thriller right before shit is about to go down."
A Statement by First Lady Melania Trump
"My 'I never had a relationship with Epstein' T-shirt is bringing up a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt."
#Via Ben Schwartz / benschwartz
3:32 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"there's getting out ahead of a story and then getting out so far ahead of it that you're breaking it yourself.
This is surprising, because up til now the Trump people have been really, really good at avoiding any connection to Epstein."
#Via Scott MacFarlane
@MacFarlaneNews
3:12 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"Epstein survivor texts me to say 'what a bizarre thing' for the First Lady to do"
Climate Jenny 2.1@_L1vY_ Wow, what did she do?
The instant this bunch says "lies" or "lying" there is always some kind of overt, undeniable, devastating information.
🍄slow learner, ❤️🔥deep feelerOmgs, so painfully true.
Netraven@_L1vY_ @ClimateJenny she's just marketing her book. lol. She can't even not read off the script below. Hardly looks at the audience, lol.
@_L1vY_ @ClimateJenny That was maybe a two minute speech, I have never actually heard Melania talk before, wow.
lol, this timeline.
Prizmo@_L1vY_ I had heard rumors through a chronically online friend that she and Donnie met through Epstein because she was one of the girls he trafficked.
@unsafelyhotboots That has been a theory/rumor for a long time, but this sudden denial suggests...some kind of evidence surfacing? 🤷🏻♀️
Mrinappropriate@_L1vY_ @unsafelyhotboots 🍿Is she deliberately reigniting the Epstein horror show bc she detests her husband so much, as a distraction from his #illegalwar , or to promote her book? When 💩hits the fan, she may want to recast her role as a victim. Let’s see. #melania #epstein #warcriminal
Michel Patrice@MrInappropriate @_L1vY_ @unsafelyhotboots
Promoting her book.
She has given up on promoting her movie? I guess that, even in Trump's alternative fact world, there is a limit to beating a dead horse.
six_grandfathers_mountain@_L1vY_ @unsafelyhotboots
RE
theory rumor for a long time on #melaniatrump
Listen #MSNOW Deadline White House (podcast) for today Thu Apr 9 2026 at the 4.30pm point.
⭕ #melania says at the beginning she WANTS #congress to hold a #congressionalhearing for the #EpsteinSurvivors to give testimony
A House Rep (D) said in private hearings, no reveling info on Melania, just the one simple email to #maxwell
The other guests have no explanation for her to do this "out of the blue" event
Francisca Sinn@_L1vY_ Define “relationship”, Mrs. Trump.
Violet MadderNo, but that's what they'd be calling it, in order to protect her ogre husband. And the second part is, what if any participation did she have later as an adult.
Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷
Coach Pāṇini ®@Tooden @violetmadder @fsinn @_L1vY_
That is how modern creepy weirdos interpret sophistry.
The ancient sophists were about virtue, excellence, and noble causes.
I’ll pedant my way out.
Jürgen Hubert
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ@_L1vY_ Her old "I really don't care, do you?" jacket seems to have got lost somewhere.
billy joe bowers 🗽Haha, I just posted that.
@billyjoebowers They put her on TV to just literally do the meme 😂
mahony