Mother Bones#Via Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas
3:08 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"real long shot here but if you have any idea why melania is suddenly talking about epstein, reach me on signal at marisakabas.04
anonymity fully protected"
#Via Tim Onion / bencollins
2:46 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"Everybody should watch this insane presser. It's like a bad scene in a Netflix thriller right before shit is about to go down."
A Statement by First Lady Melania Trump
"My 'I never had a relationship with Epstein' T-shirt is bringing up a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt."
Prizmo@_L1vY_ I had heard rumors through a chronically online friend that she and Donnie met through Epstein because she was one of the girls he trafficked.
@unsafelyhotboots That has been a theory/rumor for a long time, but this sudden denial suggests...some kind of evidence surfacing? 🤷🏻♀️
Mrinappropriate@_L1vY_ @unsafelyhotboots 🍿Is she deliberately reigniting the Epstein horror show bc she detests her husband so much, as a distraction from his #illegalwar , or to promote her book? When 💩hits the fan, she may want to recast her role as a victim. Let’s see. #melania #epstein #warcriminal
Michel Patrice@MrInappropriate @_L1vY_ @unsafelyhotboots
Promoting her book.
She has given up on promoting her movie? I guess that, even in Trump's alternative fact world, there is a limit to beating a dead horse.