Mother Bones#Via Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas
3:08 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"real long shot here but if you have any idea why melania is suddenly talking about epstein, reach me on signal at marisakabas.04
anonymity fully protected"
#Via Tim Onion / bencollins
2:46 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"Everybody should watch this insane presser. It's like a bad scene in a Netflix thriller right before shit is about to go down."
A Statement by First Lady Melania Trump
"My 'I never had a relationship with Epstein' T-shirt is bringing up a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt."
#Via Ben Schwartz / benschwartz
3:32 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"there's getting out ahead of a story and then getting out so far ahead of it that you're breaking it yourself.
This is surprising, because up til now the Trump people have been really, really good at avoiding any connection to Epstein."
#Via Scott MacFarlane
@MacFarlaneNews
3:12 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"Epstein survivor texts me to say 'what a bizarre thing' for the First Lady to do"