greetings children it is time to learn through ai

please copy your questions from your ai teacher into your ai answer machine, then copy and paste the answers back to the teacher

please do this forever so you can learn all the subjects

@cwebber this is gonna meet every one of society's standards for performance until the nyt starts coming out like "this new generation doesn't know how to do anything. the reason? phones and woke"

@cwebber

If AI has any function in education it should probably begin and end with "We asked ChatGPT to write 4 paragraphs on [subject]. Circle every mistake."

@cwebber This is the perfect preparation for their future jobs in "human in the loop" type of situations!
@cwebber nah, make 'em use the APIs of both systems to write a program to connect them together!

@cwebber

This is the future they want for us.
Regurgitating propaganda so we don't have to think.

@cwebber While you were out at ActivityPub parties, I fed blade theory to the AI answer machine
@cwebber so graduates will be recruited based on who can copy-pasta faster. :)
@rpf @cwebber "Human in the loop!" 🤪
@cwebber "Psh. I don't need no stinkin' school-AI. I'll just go work in the bitcoin mines like my dad-AI!"
@cwebber Do we really have to do this by hand? Can't Chat do this for me, so that I have more time for important things?
@cwebber I feel like we are involuntarily watching the human centipede