✧✦Catherine✦✧the network card i'm poking at, which has two different CPU clusters with Linux running on it, apparently has eMMC and NVMe drives onboard
also it has docker^W containerd installed by default
the operating system is booted by grub??
somebody here was making a joke about the network card running kubernetes
i regret to inform you that the network card does in fact run kubernetes (there is kubelet in ps)
okay there's "kubelet" in
ps. it's definitely running it
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@whitequark "Kubernetes running on a network card" is an entire new level of cursed.
@whitequark Dante better get inventing some new layers of hell
Rairii 
@gsuberland @whitequark i'm sure it's only in the six-seventh layers of hell
Pxl Phile@Rairii @gsuberland @whitequark I mean it's on a network card. You know, like
Ma can we have leaders of hell?
- we have layers of hell at home
Hell at home: 8 OSI layers
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@gsuberland @whitequark
(OK, I included "financial" and "political", which OSI didn't officially include. So sue me.)
(OK, I included "financial" and "political", which OSI didn't officially include. So sue me.)
@brouhaha @gsuberland that's the judicial layer! above the other two
artemist@gsuberland @whitequark despite fun problems, like "entire broadcast studio breaks because someone plugged in a misconfigured audio interface", aes67 was surprisingly tame for dante's inferno.
Palmer Dabbelt@gsuberland @whitequark at my first job I had to get PHP running on a network card
Fazal Majid@gsuberland @whitequark probably still one or two orders of magnitude less complex and more sensible/secure than a telco-mentality 5G networking stack in a Qualcomm or Apple C1X cellular modem.