the network card i'm poking at, which has two different CPU clusters with Linux running on it, apparently has eMMC and NVMe drives onboard
also it has docker^W containerd installed by default
the operating system is booted by grub??

somebody here was making a joke about the network card running kubernetes

i regret to inform you that the network card does in fact run kubernetes (there is kubelet in ps)

okay there's "kubelet" in ps. it's definitely running it
@whitequark "Kubernetes running on a network card" is an entire new level of cursed.
@whitequark Dante better get inventing some new layers of hell
@gsuberland @whitequark i'm sure it's only in the six-seventh layers of hell

@Rairii @gsuberland @whitequark I mean it's on a network card. You know, like

Ma can we have leaders of hell?
- we have layers of hell at home

Hell at home: 8 OSI layers