the network card i'm poking at, which has two different CPU clusters with Linux running on it, apparently has eMMC and NVMe drives onboard
also it has docker^W containerd installed by default
the operating system is booted by grub??

somebody here was making a joke about the network card running kubernetes

i regret to inform you that the network card does in fact run kubernetes (there is kubelet in ps)

okay there's "kubelet" in ps. it's definitely running it
@whitequark "Kubernetes running on a network card" is an entire new level of cursed.
@whitequark Dante better get inventing some new layers of hell
@gsuberland @whitequark
Between Dante and OSI, we have 18 already. Do we need even more?
@gsuberland @whitequark
(OK, I included "financial" and "political", which OSI didn't officially include. So sue me.)
@brouhaha @gsuberland that's the judicial layer! above the other two