Ross of Ottawa

Artemis Crew: "um Houston we have a problem. Christina is hogging the good window, and it's supposed to be my turn, tell her no fair, Victor gets a turn, over."

Houston: Christina now let's let everyone have a turn.

Artemis: she rolled her eyes and called me a swear

Houston: Don't make me come up there…

#Artemis2 #microfiction #fanfic

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Show threadpngwen12h ago

@ottaross

Artemis: She started it!

Houston: Well, I'm finishing it!

Show threadThe S Kate M 💛💙12h ago
@pngwen @ottaross
Houston: Now shake hands and make up.
Show threadThird spruce tree on the left11h ago

@skatem @pngwen @ottaross

On the plus side Houston can't threaten to turn this space capsule around go back to Florida because its about to free return trajectory anyways.

Show threadgnaddrig11h ago
@tezoatlipoca @skatem @pngwen @ottaross
But they can threaten "no sweets" for the rest of the trip...
Show threadThe S Kate M 💛💙11h ago
@gnaddrig @tezoatlipoca @pngwen @ottaross not without a LOT of pouting astronauts.
Show threadThird spruce tree on the left11h ago

@skatem

@gnaddrig @pngwen @ottaross

_Uh, Integrity, this is Houston, we're reading an unplanned burn, do you copy?_

Houston, Integrity - give us the code for the chocolate supply or you don't get your capsule back. There's room on the space station.

Show threadSolitha9h ago

@ottaross hahahahaha

I was thinking, I wonder if every time CAPCOM calls up for a team swap, if the ones at the windows are going AWWWW JUST FIVE MORE MINIUTES CMON

Show threadGinevraCat8h ago
@ottaross @ccferrie Love this!