Sometimes when I’m having a particularly lousy day, I say “Computer, end program.” You know, just in case.
@georgetakei has not worked for me yet. Perhaps i must wear my com-badge?
@georgetakei Sometimes George? That works.
@georgetakei Jokes aside. Same here, same here.
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Literally just did that because you gave me the idea. Lol. I'm in such incredible pain that I'm crying, and there's no healthcare to be found no matter where I go in this country, and I just want to give up. Sometimes, it feels like it has to be fiction, that people and society can't possibly really suck this much.

@georgetakei Oh trust me, there's days I wish I could do that.
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Pretty sure Moriarty hacked the main computer again.

@georgetakei

I think we stand better odds your way, than with saying, "Roll credits."

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I am reluctant to try this, for fear I might self-terminate.

@georgetakei It doesn’t hurt to try! 😁
@georgetakei But what if you’re the program?
@georgetakei And just when I thought you couldn't be more phreaking awesome, you prove you can be more phreaking awesome! Hugs and thank you for the smile!
@georgetakei @lisamelton what if i'm not in the program? what if i am the program?
@georgetakei I always give a "Picard" wave as I approach automatic doors, then smile to myself.
@georgetakei I'll allow it. It's Sulu, man.
@georgetakei damn holodeck is on the fritz again and it won't let me out
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If only, George, if only. 😀

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Silly!
First, you have to learn how to call for the arch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msjQKkkW2Wo&ab_channel=April5%2C2063

Professor Moriarty Call For the Holodeck's Arch

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@georgetakei You're a treasure, man! Have you ever met Dwight Schultz? (Lt Barclay 🥦)
@georgetakei You better hope you're not one of the holodeck characters though. :)
@georgetakei and now I need to rewatch the "Computer, deactivate iguana" scene again 😂
@georgetakei you should have a sitcom
@georgetakei I usually have to use that on Excel.
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@georgetakei

And then you hear "Unable to comply. You are not an authorized user, Captain Takei."

@georgetakei then wake up in another insane world.
@georgetakei I keep trying, but I think the safeties have failed.
@georgetakei perhaps, some day, someone will say the word that turns the Matrix (or holodeck) off by chance!
@georgetakei "I'm sorry Dave i can't do that."
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I tried that, not entirely shocking, it didn’t work, partially grateful,I think ? 🤔😅
@georgetakei Clearly, a man ahead of your time

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"If only we could turn back time, before madness gripped us."
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@georgetakei Been doing this since 2015.

"Computer, end simulation!"

Why doesn't it WORRRRRK...

@georgetakei I've tried this. I usually just resort to unplugging the day, waiting a minute, and plugging it back in.
@georgetakei Sometimes I press STRG + F in my mind, when I have a sheet of paper lying in front of me.