OMFG… I just heard Mission Control tell Artemis II literally, “Everything but email is go”

LOLSOBBING MY ASS OFF NOW

I think it might be a good time to dump your Microsoft stock…
@quephird Microslop must be happy knowing their vibe code is now serving to sabotage a space mission
@quephird wait, they use Microsoft?
@benny @quephird like all large companies I guess
@quephird Everything? So, number 1 AND number 2 are go? No peecicles on the outside?
@quephird Can you imagine the spam they are getting? Supplements for bone density loss. One weird cure for extreme deceleration.
@quephird At least they will be able to use SSTV, ¿no? /S
@quephird NASA needs to use Linux
Linux in Space: How NASA Harnesses Open-Source to Explore the Cosmos

From Martian helicopters to AI astronauts—discover how Linux is quietly conquering the...

DEV Community
@quephird haha amazing, just found it on the broadcast https://mastodon.social/@faden/116354130816738591
@faden @quephird Until now, this is the best thing I've heard this year. Who decided to approve Microsoft software on such a critical mission???

@urien2 @faden @quephird It is just on their "personal computing devices" - which is the term for iphones and ipads, approvde for spaceflight but completely isolated from the spacecraft / actual operations.

Not mission-critical, it's just for their personal emails. And they use the same devices to take pictures, play music, watch videos, etc.

(I'm by no means defending microslop, just that it's not carelessness on nasa's part)

@quephird
by EDWARD JEFFRIES
FPI

HOUSTON, TX - The person responsible for approving the use of Microsoft software for the Artemis II mission has disappeared, and widely believed to be in hiding.

The ongoing failures of MS Outlook are just the latest black eye for the software giant, but came as no surprise to anyone -- except, apparently, the person approving its use. Said one anonymous NASA staffer, "What kind of boob puts MS software aboard a f---ing spacecraft?"

@quephird go, what do you mean? the programming language, or something else?
@quephird I’d rather use Pine for email on a spacecraft than anything from Microsoft. Maybe even just the old “mail” command in Unix/Linux!
@YurkshireLad @quephird seriously. Good old UUCP was built for high bandwidth, higher latency, connectivity. Gimme back bang path addressing! If it could handle a tape that took overnight to get from one system to another, it could handle whatever deep space comms can throw at it. (Slap a layer of checksumming atop to catch line noise introduced bit flips and you should be well along the way.)
@quephird next time they should use free and open source software... Thunderbirds Are Go!