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by EDWARD JEFFRIES
FPI

HOUSTON, TX - The person responsible for approving the use of Microsoft software for the Artemis II mission has disappeared, and widely believed to be in hiding.

The ongoing failures of MS Outlook are just the latest black eye for the software giant, but came as no surprise to anyone -- except, apparently, the person approving its use. Said one anonymous NASA staffer, "What kind of boob puts MS software aboard a f---ing spacecraft?"