The garlic started growing.

I've watered it and now the whole place smells of garlic. Wafts of it.

That's … good?

If I nurture the garlic, can I bring myself to kill it and cook with it? OH NO—like that character in Notting Hill who made awkward one of Hugh Grant's blind dates all while he's attempting to forget Julia Roberts—I'll end up a FRUITARIAN if I'm not careful.

Or as the lead in Agatha Christie's The Garlic Murders.

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