Rust is just Java 2
Take @nyanbinary to the contraption 🫵
sometimes I do a lil shitpost I am sure no one will read & then I remember @catsalad follows me 
@nyanbinary “3 billion devices” when? :-D
@ledoian actually, good question, with oxidation of linux we'll probably get there 

@nyanbinary duke evolved into crab

inevitable, i suppose

@nyanbinary They even copied the wrong symbols (< and >) for generics from Java and managed to make the situation worse on top of that!!1!

@nyanbinary

And here I was about to start learning Rust 

@kallisti fr, dont have shitposts by some goblin on the interwebs stop you from having fun.
@nyanbinary only when compiled to wasm, the bytecode that runs on over a hundred million devices worldwide
@nyanbinary rust has its merits, although the ecosystem is still pretty immature IMHO. What I can't stand is the silver bullety cargo (definitely intended) cult around it.
@nyanbinary the jvm is much simpler to understand than the rustime.
@nyanbinary @catsalad “Everyone disliked that”
@nyanbinary *Rust Evangelism Strike Force moves into position*
@nyanbinary
With their whack version numbering it’s easy to forget that Java is Java 2 😆