dungeons AND dragons? in this economy?
@yaelwrites the dragon is coming from inside the dungeon
@yaelwrites I just bought a new D&D book and I feel this.

@pseudonymsupreme
See, my Hasbro boycott helps, there. All my D&D books were published by TSR ;)

Do you know THAC0?
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Only-Mimics is a semi-solid alternative.

@GGMcBG @yaelwrites

The sign in the merchant store house says "Warning - Beware of mimics!"

The sign is the mimic.

@yaelwrites from what *I* hear... they're trying to roll out Tunnels AND Trolls as well.

The. Nerve.

@yaelwrites Maybe we just do Dunge and Drag or just Eons and Ons in * this* economy.

The dice alone will set you back a pretty penny any more. What am I even saying? They don't even make pennies now. ***sigh**

@Thoreau in Afrikaans & Dutch, "ons" is "we" or "us".

So, "Us and Eons" I could get behind. Like, "Our stories across the ages".

...except I just realized that basically can be extended to "these are the Days of Our Lives"!

@yaelwrites Not mine, but as per image now seems a perfect time for some D&D
@yaelwrites I have a better chance of rolling a nat 20 on my first roll of the game.
@yaelwrites a 2% wealth tax on the dragons could pay for school lunches AND renovating the public spaces in the dungeons