Medical professional: โListen to your body.โ
My body: *sound of a mariachi band falling down the up escalator*
My body: *sound of a mariachi band falling down the up escalator*
Body: "I want pizza and a dozen donuts, and a chilli dog."
Me: "Ok, Doctor's orders."
mine is mostly "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (tinnitus)
Me: "What does it mean when my body keeps saying 'fart?'"