Medical professional: โ€œListen to your body.โ€
My body: *sound of a mariachi band falling down the up escalator*
@troublewithwords I just want you to know my partner and I had a great laugh at this image. ๐Ÿคฃ
@EmpyClaw This is exactly what I needed today. Thank you for telling me! ๐Ÿ˜Š
@troublewithwords diagnosis: wanton synchopation
@troublewithwords this is really great and too accurately funny!

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Body: "I want pizza and a dozen donuts, and a chilli dog."

Me: "Ok, Doctor's orders."

@troublewithwords This made me laugh actually aloud. Spot on.
@troublewithwords mine is more of a klezmer band at the bottom of a very deep well.

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mine is mostly "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (tinnitus)

@coolcalmcollected Oof. Yeah, mine too, if Iโ€™m being honest.
@troublewithwords My body: crickets... Whispering breeze.... silence... suddenly, hard core screamo punk YOU NEED TO PEE NOW! .... More silence.... SLEEP YOU MUST NOW SLEEEEEP

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Ouch!

It's a fun joke, but I do hope it's not based on personal experience.

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Me: "What does it mean when my body keeps saying 'fart?'"

@yourautisticlife Although I have extensive experience with that, I'm going to excuse myself from answering. And being in the room, if you don't mindโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’จ