It's been nice knowing all you plebeians.

This week, I received an email from "Mr. GRANDMASTER" himself, inviting me to join the Illuminati! They found me and judged me worthy! Apparently, it's as easy as sending them a message on WhatsApp, and they promise fame, riches and glory!

Now, all I need to do is figure out the appropriate post-nominal to indicate "Illuminatus" 😅

#Illuminati
#Spam
#Funny