It's been nice knowing all you plebeians.
This week, I received an email from "Mr. GRANDMASTER" himself, inviting me to join the Illuminati! They found me and judged me worthy! Apparently, it's as easy as sending them a message on WhatsApp, and they promise fame, riches and glory!
Now, all I need to do is figure out the appropriate post-nominal to indicate "Illuminatus" 😅
What’s watching YOU from your feed? Is it the Illuminati or just another TikTok dance? 👁️😂 Let’s hear the weird and wonderful things you’ve seen online!
#Illuminati #TikTokDance #SocialMedia #ViralContent #WeirdInternet #Trends #OnlineHumor #InternetCulture #CrazyFeeds #Memes #ContentCreation #CrazyContent #Engage #Discuss
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 16th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192.
“Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be”
- Donald J Trump talking to a 13 year old girl who bit his penis when he tried to force her to perform fellatio on him.
#uspol #USPolitics #illuminati #rapistsayswhat #fucktrump #fascists #evil
Illuminati spam 👀 Maybe they can throw in something about the golden apple of discord (?)
"Join the illuminati: Are you interested to become a member of the illuminati brotherhood?, Do you want to be part of a group with nice people who strive to expand your knowledge to achieve personal growth?. Or want to be rich?, be powerful and famous. if YES!. Contact us via this official recruitment email only at: ( *redacted* ) for more details.
We await your response."
Today is Boomtime, the 14th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192.
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 6th day of Discord in the YOLD 3192.
Ian Hember
Hugo Mills
Sleepy Post
Discordian Date
Oberst Enzian
iokevins
KIP/JΛYCHØU ⁂ 
