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Low Quality FactsI have personally rescued thousands of ants.
Lord Tom Klopf of CZ 
@lowqualityfacts great news, I have an ant farm that I can’t keep up on the mortgage payments with!
Extreme Electronics@lowqualityfacts Not since they got the antivirus.
Jon Jones ✌️@lowqualityfacts that’s terrific news, because I’ve got several battalions I’ve been trying to adopt out to the neighbors, but no one wants them. I think I’ll just start Pied Pipering them over to the animal shelter today.
@lowqualityfacts that’s terrific news, because I’ve got several battalions I’ve been trying to adopt out to the neighbors, but no one wants them. I think I’ll just start Pied Pipering them over to the animal shelter today.
Michelle HughesI wonder if they'll take humans when the human shelter is full. Go to the library and photocopy a page from the encyclopedia proving that humans are animals.
sen@lowqualityfacts @futurebird can you confirm?
myrmepropagandistWhy do you think I'm banned at the ASPCA?
@lowqualityfacts It’s really hard to fasten the little tiny collars and leashes though.
mrstickman@lowqualityfacts It's fun to convince small children that it's bad luck not to name every ant you see.