silence712h ago

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

https://slrpnk.net/post/36114756

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. - SLRPNK

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Show threadHairyHarry11h ago

You actually have to be an expert to be dubious of this?

If yes, what kind of expert?

Show threadsilence7

The kind of expert Waffle House hires or feeds:

among roughly two dozen workers and regulars interviewed this week at Rome’s three Waffle House locations, none said they were aware of anyone traveling to the 24-hour restaurants by paranormal means,

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Show threadtal11h ago

Reporter: “Hello, I’m from the New York Times, and I’d like to ask whether you’re aware of anyone who has teleported to this Waffle House?”

Waffle House employee: Thinking “there are some real weirdos who come in here”. “Uh, no.”

Show threadnutbutter10h ago
This statement looks like it came from a redacted document from FBC headquarters. What in the Remedyverse is this?
Show threadP00ptart10h ago

I suspect that this story is linked to the one below somehow…

sciencealert.com/scientists-engineered-a-plant-to…

Scientists Engineered a Plant to Produce 5 Different Psychedelics at Once

What do plants, toads, and mushrooms have in common? They can all produce psychedelic substances – and now their powers have been combined in one plant, like a trippier Captain Planet.

ScienceAlert