You actually have to be an expert to be dubious of this?

If yes, what kind of expert?

The kind of expert Waffle House hires or feeds:

among roughly two dozen workers and regulars interviewed this week at Rome’s three Waffle House locations, none said they were aware of anyone traveling to the 24-hour restaurants by paranormal means,

This statement looks like it came from a redacted document from FBC headquarters. What in the Remedyverse is this?