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silence7 17h ago

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

https://slrpnk.net/post/36114756

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. - SLRPNK

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HairyHarry 17h ago

You actually have to be an expert to be dubious of this?

If yes, what kind of expert?

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silence7 16h ago

The kind of expert Waffle House hires or feeds:

among roughly two dozen workers and regulars interviewed this week at Rome’s three Waffle House locations, none said they were aware of anyone traveling to the 24-hour restaurants by paranormal means,

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Reporter: “Hello, I’m from the New York Times, and I’d like to ask whether you’re aware of anyone who has teleported to this Waffle House?”

Waffle House employee: Thinking “there are some real weirdos who come in here”. “Uh, no.”